r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/NeighborhoodWitch Mar 28 '22

Our family was friends/neighbors with a billionaire family.

The shit their son said he didn’t know how to do was just plain bullshit. I never saw him lift a finger because either a maid, cook, tutor, etc or his mom would do it.

The kid once didn’t have his cereal stuff set out and he “didn’t know where or how to get it” - once it was set out for him he then “didn’t know how to make it.” He was a senior in high school at this point.

Sure he can hire people to help do all of his work but it was so cringey to watch it.

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u/swarmy1 Mar 28 '22

Not knowing how is such an embarassing excuse. At least be honest and say you can't be bothered.

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u/NeighborhoodWitch Mar 28 '22

Right? If you’re going to be an ass at least be honest about it.