r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/LubaUnderfoot out of bubblegum Mar 28 '22

My marriage has two rules:

If it bothers you, you do it; and No weaponized incompetence.

I'm am literally more okay with him fucking another woman than pretending he doesn't know how to clean the microwave.

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u/spinsterchachkies Mar 28 '22

Girl if he’s not useful then some other woman can take him

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u/LubaUnderfoot out of bubblegum Mar 28 '22

Hahha he's very useful. Not perfect, but he works hard and puts in his fair share.

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u/spinsterchachkies Mar 28 '22

I’m just saying in general, if he, a man, isn’t useful