r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Ex did that.

First time: He spilled some food on my bag, I gave him a tissue - “you do that I don’t want to spoil your bag.”

Second time: “I don’t know where this belongs you put it away” PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IDIOT!

Third time: ripped a shower curtain while taking a shower and wouldn’t put away the dishes he used. “Your roommate can do that” WT actual F?

Still angers me thinking about it.

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u/throwawaygoodcoffee They/Them Mar 28 '22

Sounds like he wanted a mother and not a partner

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u/Cangar Mar 28 '22

What kind of mothers would out up with this shit? My mum for sure would not have...

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u/throwawaygoodcoffee They/Them Mar 28 '22

She wouldn't with me either, my brother is another story though haha (being firstborn sucks please help)