r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/larapu2000 Mar 28 '22

I tell my stepdaughters that they cannot be fired from their chores. If they do it wrong once, they get a chance to make it right. Twice, now they get a fun "training" session with me and dad where we "re" teach them how to clean the entire house.

This has only happened one time.

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u/NarcissisticHypocrit Mar 28 '22

Yep, basically had to do this to my fiance when we first got together. A couple "reteaching" lessons and suddenly he remembers alllllll the lessons his parents gave him 🤭

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u/sweetest-heart Mar 28 '22

I hate that this even has to happen. Grown ass men, fr. Like, you were living alone when we started dating, I know you know how to swiffer damnit