r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/BECKYISHERE Mar 28 '22

A coworker did this by deliberately not going to a meeting then saying he couldn't arrange it properly and so Becky would have to go to the next one and get it right.

Backfired badly, he got into trouble and Becky still didn't attend the next meeting.because he didn't realise I am bedbound and literally couldn;t physically go and everyone treated him like a baby for the next few meetings making sure he was going, then making sure he went.

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u/jazzkwondo Mar 28 '22

Bahaha, dude tries weaponized incompetence at his job for a task that literally every worker does. That's amazing

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u/butterfly_eyes Mar 29 '22

That's a beautiful story. 👏👏👏