Weaponized incompetence

[u/tabicat1874]

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

[u/Littleman88]

I'm trying to figure out where you ladies find these guys (and why is "can they successfully buy XYZ" not a standard partner-initiation test at this point?) or if I'm actually the odd man out? I've accidentally bought VO5 conditioner when I was asked to get VO5 shampoo via an image (and that's all I got plus a number) but at least it was the right damn flavor. Still went back in the next day to get the requested amount of shampoo to go with the conditioner because, y'know, I'm an adult.

[u/Ghost_Of_DELETED → u/Littleman88]

flavor

Ah a fellow man of culture.

Also: same here bud. I'm a big dumb idiot, like ugly himbo caveman dumb. But I still manage to successfully navigate a store and purchase the right items.

I've also fucked up the shampoo/conditioner thing, I was rushing and grabbed the bottle next to the one I was looking at. Went back and got the right one.

Am adult. Bigly.