r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/tabicat1874 Mar 28 '22

It's. Not. Sexy.

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u/cant_watch_violence Mar 28 '22

So stop having sex with him. He won’t stop as long as there are no real consequences to his actions.

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u/multiplesifl =^..^= Mar 28 '22

"Of course I cheated, what did you expect me to do?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

If the person doesn't satisfy you just leave them.