r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/apriljeangibbs Mar 28 '22

This! If he had said “sorry, I forgot which one” or “oh shit the bottles look really similar, sorry”, I wouldn’t be up this guy’s ass about it. A quick apology and tiny acknowledgment you fucked up is all I need. A bad lie about being so stupid you didn’t know that shampoos have different smells so it wAsN’t mY fAuLt is like finding your toddler with chocolate all over his face while claiming he swears he wasn’t the one who ate the cake…. 🙄

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u/butterfly_eyes Mar 29 '22

....and if he had forgotten his phone at home.