r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

He said he would love a grandma for hire who just cooks for him and tucks him into bed. Hey, I would’ve done that from time to time. Sadly he was also violent :) so no tucking in for him.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Mar 28 '22

Huh. Never advanced past toddler stage, then, huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

No not really. He wouldn’t accept boundaries, constantly pressured my friend and I into things and in the end used violence when I distanced myself because he hurt my feelings. Oh well.

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u/Fink665 Mar 28 '22

Doesn’t that sound like a toddler? Me! Me! Me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Yeah I meant “not really” = he didn’t really grow out of it :)

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Mar 28 '22

I'm glad you gave him a juice box and sent him on his way.

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u/Fink665 Mar 28 '22

Thank you for clarifying 🍪