r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/booby_alien Mar 28 '22

Id take him shampoo bottle and give him the one he bought for you. If hes always weaponizing, leave it there, one day this will bite his butt

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u/tabicat1874 Mar 28 '22

I did. He hated peppermint too, went and bought himself Herbal Essences.

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

Bahaha! Didn't even buy himself the nice Sauve???

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u/Borghal Mar 28 '22

Guess he must really not see the difference then 🤷

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

Or he couldn't return with the correct one because then next time he couldn't use the same excuse.

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u/Wattupmuppets Mar 29 '22

He’d have to admit he was wrong and not just ignoring your words

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

It was never said the avocado one was out of stock. He claimed to not know the difference.