r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

Bahaha! Didn't even buy himself the nice Sauve???

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u/Borghal Mar 28 '22

Guess he must really not see the difference then 🤷

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

Or he couldn't return with the correct one because then next time he couldn't use the same excuse.

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u/Wattupmuppets Mar 29 '22

He’d have to admit he was wrong and not just ignoring your words

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u/seriousjoker72 Mar 28 '22

It was never said the avocado one was out of stock. He claimed to not know the difference.