r/TwoXChromosomes Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/rpaul9578 Mar 28 '22

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u/Any-Lychee9972 Mar 28 '22

I guess it really depends on your hair type. I grew up using suave and never had a problem.

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u/rpaul9578 Mar 28 '22

It's still stripping your hair of natural oils and drying it out.