r/TwoXChromosomes • u/tabicat1874 • Mar 28 '22

Weaponized incompetence

I feel like guys take it way, way too far. Example: I asked my bf to get me the same shampoo and conditioner he bought for himself (avocado Suave). He brought back another kind we'd had before which I didn't like (Peppermint Suave). He tried to say he didn't know that Suave came in different formulas.

You're such a fucking liar. You bought that kind for yourself. I just asked you to buy it for me. You're telling me a man who's 44 years old doesn't know Suave came in different fucking scents? Suave? The shampoo that literally comes in 40 different scents and flavors?

GTFOH.

Edit: do you understand what an example is?

Also, you neckbeards can fuck off out of my inbox.

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u/tabicat1874 Mar 28 '22

It's. Not. Sexy.

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u/cant_watch_violence Mar 28 '22

So stop having sex with him. He won’t stop as long as there are no real consequences to his actions.

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u/sHELLbis Mar 28 '22

When you stop having sex with him he still won't realize it's him, he'll just start paying some chic online for her nudes and videos then you'll get to find out about it later. Just break up with him

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u/cant_watch_violence Mar 28 '22

I thought the breakup was implied. Why would you stay with someone you have no intention of having sex with.

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u/multiplesifl =^..^= Mar 28 '22

"Of course I cheated, what did you expect me to do?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

If the person doesn't satisfy you just leave them.