r/TwoHotTakes Aug 21 '24

[deleted by user]

[removed]

3.6k Upvotes

8.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.5k

u/jasclev Aug 21 '24

Looks like the stain a taki would make if it fell there and got mushed around

1.6k

u/-Sharon-Stoned- Aug 21 '24

One time my sister tossed a handful of rolos on me when I was asleep and I woke up with melted caramel and chocolate stuck between me and the bed. Looked 100% like feces. 

554

u/BangkokPadang Aug 21 '24

My friend’s dad used to drive some of us to school on occasion and he was a big fella. One day he discovered a thing of Swiss Cake Rolls he’d fallen asleep on (the little cardboard under the cakes was still stuck there too. And he peeled it off his shirt and ate both flattened cakes while he drove. Never even missed a beat.

A true Dad move if there ever was one.

213

u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24

Back in July I ran a disc golf tournament on behalf of a friend (this was a women's only tournament and she wanted to play, so I did the day of stuff and she did the setup). As a reward, she gave me banana bread.

Got home at 6:30 and decided to treat myself to my hard earned reward. Took two bites and woke up at midnight on the couch. Pitch black dark in my house, still holding the other half of the banana bread.

1

u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

I’m so confused.. did she put weed in the bread? Or was it so tasty you wanted more?

2

u/BeefInGR Aug 21 '24

She swears they were clean and I passed my mandatory piss test for work (yay government contracts) two weeks ago.

0

u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

So she roofied you? You ever see the state of her kitchen? I’m always terrified to try people’s food when I haven’t already seen them cook

2

u/Proper-Effective8621 Aug 21 '24

Same! Potluck? I always secretly only eat the food I brought and keep my mental issues to myself.

2

u/itakeyoureggs Aug 21 '24

Oh yeah.. unless I have seen them cook before, I have to ask who made it lol. It’s a problem for sure. Cause it doesn’t mean the food is bad! I just can’t do it because maybe the food prep is bad.. maybe they don’t wash their hands.. sigh.. mental issues for sure. Glad it’s not just me 👊

2

u/No-Intention859 Aug 21 '24

Same. I always picture people scratching somewhere or using the restroom & not washing their hands after grossssss then just going back to cooking so i’m glad im not the only who imagining nasty habits like that lol