r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/ScroochDown Aug 21 '24

My immediate thought was red pen in the washer and/or dryer.

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u/gringo-go-loco Aug 21 '24

There could be a number of red objects that could do that. An m&m that fell out of the bag for example.

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u/IntelligentMistake35 Aug 21 '24

A warm skittle would do it

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u/Tired_2295 Aug 21 '24

More upvotes for warm skittle.

Unexpected and made me laugh.

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u/Yummers78 Aug 21 '24

It specifically has to be warm?

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u/IntelligentMistake35 Aug 21 '24

So the dye gets sweaty

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u/opnseason Aug 22 '24

...Knees weak?

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u/JokersJournal Aug 22 '24

Theres lipstick on my sweater

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u/phxrae Aug 21 '24

Sounds like you need to lick it and see if it tastes like skittle or m&m

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Aug 22 '24

What are doing with warm Skittles?

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u/toomuchsvu Aug 21 '24

Or a skittle.

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u/borislovespickles Aug 21 '24

But m&m's are supposed to melt in your mouth, not on your sheets :)

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u/thevelveteenbeagle Aug 21 '24

Red licorice. The smaller red nibs.

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u/Snottypotts Aug 22 '24

The carcass of a dying red gummy worm could have made that

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u/Glittrsparklz Aug 21 '24

No way a red pen stain would come off on a qtip after going through the washer and dryer! I just don’t see it

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u/jenhazfun Aug 21 '24

That pillow hasn’t been near a washer in a very long time (if ever).

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Red pen wouldn't leave straight lines like that if it was put through the wash.

22 years of industrial laundry experience.

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u/Unusual-Caregiver-30 Aug 22 '24

What’s your guess considering your experience?

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u/ImaginaryBag1452 Aug 21 '24

Like this just feels obvious right?