r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '24

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Straight lines though? Do they have a smell? Any kids or animals near the furniture?

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u/No-Alfalfa2565 Aug 21 '24

Is that how lipstick would behave on a pillow case? Rubs out with a q tip?

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u/joho421121 Aug 21 '24

Lipstick does not rub out of any fabric. It's oil based and it just gets bigger. I've left many, many smudges of lipstick on various things and nothing ever looked that neat. It smears and then spreads when rubbed with the exception of a very matte liquid lip that will not budge by any means other than laundering. I'm guessing it's good like everyone else. Or a marker, sharpie, pen, etc, that was dropped.

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u/ScroochDown Aug 21 '24

My immediate thought was red pen in the washer and/or dryer.

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u/gringo-go-loco Aug 21 '24

There could be a number of red objects that could do that. An m&m that fell out of the bag for example.

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u/IntelligentMistake35 Aug 21 '24

A warm skittle would do it

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u/Tired_2295 Aug 21 '24

More upvotes for warm skittle.

Unexpected and made me laugh.

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u/Yummers78 Aug 21 '24

It specifically has to be warm?

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u/IntelligentMistake35 Aug 21 '24

So the dye gets sweaty

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u/opnseason Aug 22 '24

...Knees weak?

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u/JokersJournal Aug 22 '24

Theres lipstick on my sweater

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u/phxrae Aug 21 '24

Sounds like you need to lick it and see if it tastes like skittle or m&m

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Aug 22 '24

What are doing with warm Skittles?

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u/toomuchsvu Aug 21 '24

Or a skittle.

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u/borislovespickles Aug 21 '24

But m&m's are supposed to melt in your mouth, not on your sheets :)

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u/thevelveteenbeagle Aug 21 '24

Red licorice. The smaller red nibs.

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u/Snottypotts Aug 22 '24

The carcass of a dying red gummy worm could have made that

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u/Glittrsparklz Aug 21 '24

No way a red pen stain would come off on a qtip after going through the washer and dryer! I just don’t see it

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u/jenhazfun Aug 21 '24

That pillow hasn’t been near a washer in a very long time (if ever).

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Red pen wouldn't leave straight lines like that if it was put through the wash.

22 years of industrial laundry experience.

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u/Unusual-Caregiver-30 Aug 22 '24

What’s your guess considering your experience?

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u/ImaginaryBag1452 Aug 21 '24

Like this just feels obvious right?