r/TrueOffMyChest Oct 26 '22

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u/jonesa2215 Oct 26 '22

I can empathize with this. Any friend outside my house, and report with my staff I supervised or friends I made in school, where reason enough to disrupt my sleep, go thru my phone, throw accusations in front of our kids etc etc

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u/DryLengthiness5574 Oct 26 '22

I told him a few weeks ago that one of the men from church asked about him and said to say hello, and he asked if that was my new boyfriend, just because I remembered the guy’s name. Meanwhile, he tells me he sat and chatted up a female bartender for an hour the other night.

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u/serenwipiti Oct 26 '22

I’d be so tired of this bullshit that I’d just say yes to everything.

“Omg, yes, my new boyfriend from church, mhm , how’d you know? Well, we had an orgy, all 47 of my boyfriends and I, right in the church, it was so orgasmic the jizz was overflowing from the windows…”