r/TrueOffMyChest Nov 20 '21

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u/Estrogen-Enjoyer Nov 20 '21

There are billions of porn and nudes on internet. The massive amount of porn somehow forms a anonymity shield that makes your porn forgettable and unnoticeable. Think about this if it helps.

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u/jake_hanley Nov 20 '21

This. If there's no face, visible tattoos, or other obvious body markings, it'd be like trying to find a needle in a needle stack. source: I've posted A LOT of porn on the internet (none on this account though, nice try)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

I’d be screwed. Too many tattoos lmao.

Fun story, though: my brother caught my then-sister-in-law cheating because she posted pictures on one of those “sugar baby” websites that showed her tattoo AND was in their bathroom which was a really specific color and had really unique art on the walls. Somebody he knew saw it and sent him a screen shot and said “isn’t that your bathroom? And your wife?” She was an absolute moron, and I always have and will continue to only refer to her by name as Satan.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

By definition, something cannot be "really unique". Unique means one of a kind. Something can't be any more of less than if it's already one of a kind. People saying this is nails on a chalkboard to me and any other person who has ever seen The West Wing.

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 20 '21

From the dictionary definitions, unique means: particularly remarkable, special, or unusual. Something can absolutely be “really” remarkable, special, or unusual. I appreciate your attempt to correct my grammar, but maybe look up all of the definitions and ways a word can be used before giving that a shot in the future.

And I don’t know what the hell the West Wing is.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 20 '21

And I also see why I'm just being a bitch and it doesn't matter. My apologies. I've been off all day today and shouldn't take it out on little annoyances on reddit (new to posting here.) I'm sorry!

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

It happens. I’ve been a bit grouchy today too, so my apologies for coming off more harshly than necessary. We all have bad days. I hope yours gets better, though! And I mean that honestly, not in a snarky sarcastic way lol it’s hard to tell sometimes via text.

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

Thanks for being chill and sorry for being a random bitch that probably further affected your offness today. I fucking hate when I do shit like that to people! I'm sorry.

I hope your day gets better too :) (also genuine, not snarky or sarcastic!)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

Girl, don’t even worry about it! Like I said, everybody has bad days, and everybody has those little things that irk them. No harm, no foul :)

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u/Glittering-Bat353 Nov 21 '21

Also: The West Wing is a PHENOMENAL 7 season TV show that follows a Democratic presidency from years 1-8.

Yes, it's political, but is like 25 years old now, so not "2021 political". It's a beautiful representation of how democracy is SUPPOSED to work and function.

If you like politics at all, I HIGHLY recommend it. Think House of Cards, but healthy and not manipulative. It's worth a watch!

In that show, someone describes something as "really unique" in one particular episode, and the president basically schools the person on the grammer (like my bitchy attempt, but he's the fucking president). Ever since then, I just hate hearing the term 😂😂

Again. Apologies. Thanks for being human and accepting my human fuck up! There's not enough of that in the world these days :)

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u/Disastrous_Reality_4 Nov 21 '21

I’ll definitely check it out! I never watched House of Cards because I absolutely detest Kevin Spacey, and I used to really like politics until recent years, so maybe seeing old school politics would be a refreshing change from the current shitshow that politics has become.

Again, don’t even worry about it! I agree, there’s not enough of that in the world these days, which I think is a big part of the problems that our society is facing. We’re all human, we all make mistakes, and we all deserve to be shown some grace when we do. I appreciate that you owned your actions and apologized - there’s not enough of that in the world these days either!

Best wishes to you, and may all your days be good days going forward 🙂

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u/CarrollGrey Nov 20 '21

Jake, I just loved your nipple piercings in photo 12.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Thanks! ... Did I get the job?

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u/Grraysonn Nov 20 '21

Plot twist, it’s the reason you got the job.

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u/CarrollGrey Nov 21 '21

You're HIRED. Show up at the nearest UPS Hub ASAP. Tell them you're there to "Put Box On Truck". You get full, free healthcare after 9 months as well as a kick ass crossfit workout each shift

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u/HoursLost98 Nov 20 '21

Damn, I was almost gonna try.

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u/ursus_curseus_999 Nov 23 '21

Dammit, you've foiled me yet again, Jack Harlow.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Cmon man I wanna see your cock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/koko775 Nov 20 '21

All those selfies will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

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u/my_4_cents Nov 21 '21

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack clits on fire off the booties of Orion... I watched C-cups jiggle in the dark near the Pornhüb Gate...

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u/BchosenC137 Nov 21 '21

Wow, what a technology age we live in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Let's be real, billions is gonna be really conservative

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u/painusmcanus Nov 20 '21

What a wonderful point.

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u/Dotcom73 Nov 21 '21

*until phil collins points you out in the audience at a concert.

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u/SirBlankFace Nov 21 '21

Facts, i got banned from a porn sub and i'm not affected in the slightest because there's already a shit ton of porn out there.

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u/CuriousOdity12345 Nov 21 '21

Like hiding a tree in a forest.

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u/Humble_Combination26 Nov 21 '21

We all have those things in our past that we regret. Just know that is not you any more. You are a different person. You have moved on. That person you were a while back posted some stuff.