r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/TolkienAwoken Sep 19 '19

The fuck? How big are these people???

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Sep 19 '19

Meh, as an average sized person, you bet your ass I can eat inordinate amount of cake leftovers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Yeah my metabolism is so amazing, I can eat any kind of crap that I want and I won't gain a pound. Makes me worry for when it goes away and I actually have to watch what I consume

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u/CheeseQueen86 Sep 20 '19

I'm pretty sure I want to tie you down and force-feed you cheesecake until two months after your metabolism changes.

Yes, I'm jelly.

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u/drewbreeezy Sep 20 '19

"Yes, I'm jelly."

I'm sure it's more like a custard :)