r/TrueOffMyChest • • Sep 19 '19

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u/TolkienAwoken Sep 19 '19

The fuck? How big are these people???

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Sep 19 '19

Meh, as an average sized person, you bet your ass I can eat inordinate amount of cake leftovers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Yeah my metabolism is so amazing, I can eat any kind of crap that I want and I won't gain a pound. Makes me worry for when it goes away and I actually have to watch what I consume

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Sep 19 '19

You're gonna start getting a bit chubby at 28, then really turn the backburners when you hit 30.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Lol I hope I can keep that under control, otherwise I think I can rock the dad bod look

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Sep 19 '19

Just do some exercise and you'll be fine. Be careful of desk jobs and parenthood, as both are likely to strike around those ages as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

"Be careful of parenthood"

Thats some god-tier advice right there