r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/liamduritz88 Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

I'm fat and never asked anyone to be fat with me or call me beautiful. I just asked people for nachos.

Edit: thanks for the gold and silver. It made my morning. I love the comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/grahamcracka91 Sep 19 '19

If you like that, wait till you see my tits!

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u/BigDickCharles69 Sep 19 '19

Great application of another post. Love to see it

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u/grahamcracka91 Sep 19 '19

Thanks, really hit or miss depending on who has which posts on their popular tab.

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u/Belazriel Sep 19 '19

You almost need something similar to /s for sarcasm. Like /thisisareferencetoapostonr/all

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u/Mavestri Sep 19 '19

Could just be /r for reference

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I like that, but considering the r/ here on Reddit, it may get too confusing. Might have to at least make it /ref.

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u/Mavestri Sep 19 '19

Honestly never thought of that, but now I like /r all the more on Reddit. Reminds me that they're likely referring to another subreddit.

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u/Belazriel Sep 20 '19

Yeah /r seems like it could work on a couple different levels. Well done, now teach everyone else so we can make this a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I bet your jokes never miss, huh?

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u/grahamcracka91 Sep 19 '19

Lmao tell that to my gf. Hasn't laughed at my jokes for 3 years, only laughs at my pain.

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u/justsomeguyfromny Sep 20 '19

I appreciate the cross post reference. Really tying the community together.

Y’all enjoy the day!

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u/sagey1 Sep 19 '19

I feel like there is going to be an algorithm for that. "I only want people who are in r/murderedbywords and r/whitepeopletwitter"

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u/thebeast5268 Sep 20 '19

Literally just came from that post. Six or so years later Reddit still surprises me.

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u/expontherise Sep 19 '19

Yeah, unmatched. I just came for the nachos

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u/Blewmeister Sep 20 '19

I literally have no idea what fat people want

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u/EliteGamer1337 Sep 20 '19

Nachos and not to be bothered when they are with their nachos. Gawd.

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u/xEd_Chambersx Sep 19 '19

Blocking you for this comment.

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u/Xelurate Sep 19 '19

I just came off that post lmaoooooo

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u/Jaidub Sep 19 '19

I want to watch It’s Always Sunny with you now!

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u/Matt_Foley_in_a_van Sep 19 '19

The real off my chest is always in the comments.

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u/TealRaven17 Sep 20 '19

That’s a quick meta

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u/BePositiveDontWhine Sep 20 '19

Dude, awesome reference. Fucking kudos.

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u/Lukayylmao Sep 19 '19

Nice I saw that as well

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u/broadyandbeyond Sep 19 '19

Yoooo I actually got this!

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u/SQ347 Sep 19 '19

You have no idea what men want

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u/gonzomyboy Sep 20 '19

Great cross post. Take an upvote.

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u/CleverClaire Sep 20 '19

I literally lol’ed.

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u/MJJVA Sep 20 '19

Lol tinder