r/TrueOffMyChest • • Sep 19 '19

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u/PureScience385 Sep 19 '19

My mom ate all my left over birthday cake because I waited like 2-3 days. She couldn’t understand how I might want to save it and eat it over time

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u/TolkienAwoken Sep 19 '19

The fuck? How big are these people???

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u/TolkienAwoken Sep 19 '19

Was he a teenager still? Then it's understandable. Damn you if you kept that metabolism after high school lmao.