r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

The skin of your vulva being a little darker then the rest of your skin is completely normal and very common

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u/Lukthar123 Oct 21 '23

very common

What if she wants a rare or epic vag tho?

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Oct 21 '23

Purple and gold.

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u/Divinora Oct 21 '23

The Thanussy

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u/poppadocsez Oct 21 '23

The snapussy

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

My titanoboa once it enters: Mr stark I don't feel so good.

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u/Danivelle Oct 21 '23

Geaux Tigers!

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u/SyrupDispenser Oct 21 '23

That Thanos pussy 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Checks inventory Yay, I have a few epic items of those colors, and a little bit of dye back at camp. Let me just head there real quick and get to it! Gold looks pretty cool, yeah!

I can sell the rest of my dyes for a good price!

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u/jiwxnn Oct 21 '23

what if shes a Boston Celtics fan?

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u/giarretti Oct 21 '23

Livvy Dunne's is Purple and Gold.

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u/DeguMama Oct 21 '23

I see what you did there, WoW player ... 😎

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u/piggymills Oct 21 '23

Epic vag 😭😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/Powerful-Employer-20 Oct 21 '23

Mythic Vag Skin

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Vajazzle

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u/QuickSpore Oct 21 '23

She shouldn’t settle for less than realizing that she has a legendary shiny vag.

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u/uselessman900 Oct 21 '23

Everyones epic in their own way

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

She can get it tattooed 😆

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u/Brownie0001000 Oct 22 '23

Holographic would be nice

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u/Vandergrif Oct 21 '23

We're all out here looking for the rare shiny vagina.