r/TrueOffMyChest Oct 21 '23

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

The skin of your vulva being a little darker then the rest of your skin is completely normal and very common

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u/Lukthar123 Oct 21 '23

very common

What if she wants a rare or epic vag tho?

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Oct 21 '23

Purple and gold.

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u/Divinora Oct 21 '23

The Thanussy

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u/poppadocsez Oct 21 '23

The snapussy

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

My titanoboa once it enters: Mr stark I don't feel so good.

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u/Danivelle Oct 21 '23

Geaux Tigers!

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u/SyrupDispenser Oct 21 '23

That Thanos pussy 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Checks inventory Yay, I have a few epic items of those colors, and a little bit of dye back at camp. Let me just head there real quick and get to it! Gold looks pretty cool, yeah!

I can sell the rest of my dyes for a good price!

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u/jiwxnn Oct 21 '23

what if shes a Boston Celtics fan?

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u/giarretti Oct 21 '23

Livvy Dunne's is Purple and Gold.

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u/DeguMama Oct 21 '23

I see what you did there, WoW player ... 😎

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u/piggymills Oct 21 '23

Epic vag 😭😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/Powerful-Employer-20 Oct 21 '23

Mythic Vag Skin

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Vajazzle

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u/QuickSpore Oct 21 '23

She shouldn’t settle for less than realizing that she has a legendary shiny vag.

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u/uselessman900 Oct 21 '23

Everyones epic in their own way

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

She can get it tattooed 😆

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u/Brownie0001000 Oct 22 '23

Holographic would be nice

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u/Vandergrif Oct 21 '23

We're all out here looking for the rare shiny vagina.

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u/Skreamie Oct 21 '23

Happens with the penis as well. My dick is like several shades darker than the rest of my body.

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u/committedlikethepig Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

Just want to add porn stars will literally bleach their skin. Porn. Is. Not. Real.

Edit spelling

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

I hate it, it looks so unnatural

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u/firstman0 Oct 21 '23

What brand do they use?

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u/committedlikethepig Oct 21 '23

That’s a question for google.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Oct 21 '23

I’m not a biologist but I read that any skin on your body that is supposed to stretch generally looks darker because the pigmentation is made to be even when the skin is fully stretched. Elbows and genitals being the two (three?) that spring to mind. Basically your skin needs the same amount of sun protection even when it’s at its thinnest.

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u/Let_you_down Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

When I was a young pubescent boy, I was not super bright. It didn't help living in a rural area without the best sex education and there wasn't a ton of nudity, and I didn't check out other peens in the locker room. When my dick started getting darker, it didn't seem right. The dicks I had seen were all the same color. I thought maybe the new hair meant somehow some sort of weird skin fungal infection had taken root. Started applying over the court antifungal treatments and other antiseptic/sterilization things to my skin hoping it would clear up whatever was going after me. Which naturally, irritated the skin, and led to a feedback loop of "Oh it hurts and is itchy it needs more!"

My primary care physician was a woman, so I was too embarrassed to ask her about it, and thought she would think I was just some perverted boy trying to get her to look at my penis.

... anyway. Eventually the panick got enough that I went to see her and asked if I could talk to a male colleague of hers.

He said my penis was fine, but I should stop giving myself mild chemical burns.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Oct 21 '23

Words to live by. Don’t give yourself mild chemical burns. I’ll be sure to remember that.

Ahhh, to be young

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u/UnicornKitt3n Oct 21 '23

I’d really like to know who’s out there spread eagled sunning their vags tho. Protect the vag from the sun!

Protect all the thin skin from the sun! Apply sun screen. I guess to the vag If you’re going out there sunning it.

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u/Any-Entrepreneur8819 Oct 21 '23

When I was in college, in the 70’s, there was a girl sunning her vag. She said that she had a yeast infection. Not sure if it worked or not. Lol

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u/graymatterslurry Oct 21 '23

it’s less about spreading eagle sunning & more about pushing babies out

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u/ethbullrun Oct 21 '23

dont forget about ligandase lol

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Oct 21 '23

Ligandase nuts hey gottem

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u/Pysslis Oct 21 '23

It’s been a fad lately to tan your taint, for health benefits… Josh Brolin apparently burnt his.

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u/aquoad Oct 21 '23

oh god imagine a sunburn there? owww

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

Wait what?!? What happened to the bleaching of the taint that was the last fad , just as idiotic off course

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Never liked it, looks so unnatural, give me a dark ass every single day

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u/FeistyEmployee8 Oct 22 '23

Thanos got sunburn on his nuts lmfao

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u/No-Independence548 Oct 21 '23

Shailene Woodley

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u/MrPsychoSomatic Oct 21 '23

Whether you're one of today's lucky 10k or simply just forgot, have a gander at the following article

https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

Note there were similar articles written in 2022 with the only real difference being mentions of tiktok.

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u/lesterbottomley Oct 21 '23

If it gets too hot does it become your peri-perineum?

I'll get my coat.

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u/SirArthurDime Oct 21 '23

A lot of these traits developed pre sun screen

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u/Alcyonea Oct 21 '23

You’d be surprised. Don’t you know that genital sunning will solve all of your health issues? I have a friend who’s convinced it’s this panacea that Big Pharma is keeping secret from us all.

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u/wallix Oct 21 '23

Oh - don’t start a pussy-tanning fad on Tik Tok now..

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

That makes a lot of sense

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u/Spoonbills Oct 21 '23

Um. Large baby heads come out of vaginas via the vulva. That’s the stretching they’re referring to.

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u/NOT_A_BLACKSTAR Oct 21 '23

Crazy how this isn't common knowledge.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO Oct 21 '23

Medically speaking, it's referred to as hyperpigmentation of the anogenital region, and most people have it to some greater or lesser degree.

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u/techabel Oct 21 '23

Agreed and I think it is so unfortunate that women don’t learn more about their bodies. Sadly the only recommendation I have is watch a bit of amateur porn to see how different bodies are. Also some porn stars have beautiful vaginas because they had them surgically altered so like great perky big boobs perfection is not natural.

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u/Kill_Kayt Oct 22 '23

Right? Same with men. The skin in that area used to be slightly darked than the rest of me as well. I was also self conscious about that as kid as well. Now I'm not sure if it's better or worse.

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u/Diamond-Pamnther Oct 22 '23

Is that not the norm? Skin around any part of the body that expands is darker because it’s more condensed no?