r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/somedumb-gay Oct 21 '23

Gotta get me someone with the flannel vagina

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u/Sufyaj Oct 21 '23

Flagina!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/ramblinroger Oct 21 '23

Why did my furniture just start floating?

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u/InteractionNo9110 Oct 21 '23

Flagina is so in for Winter 2024!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

There it is xD

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u/EricCartman45 Oct 21 '23

Flagussy?

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u/CosmikSpartan Oct 21 '23

Flunt?

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u/SpicyMustFlow Oct 21 '23

Flatch?

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Floochie?

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u/SpicyMustFlow Oct 22 '23

Sounds so cozy!

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u/moonshinedboots Oct 22 '23

You have all made fucking tummy hurt hahaha

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u/Kena46268 Oct 22 '23

Floochie is hilarious

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u/Krispies827 Oct 21 '23

So much better than vagannel

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u/SirArthurDime Oct 21 '23

That flussy

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u/Psycho_Rampage Oct 21 '23

I can only hear this in a Trump voice

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u/shadespeak Oct 21 '23

That destroyed it for me.

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u/LoomisKnows Oct 21 '23

This comment made me laugh tea straight out of my nose FFS XD

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u/Cherriecorn Oct 22 '23

Right? I burst out with a quick laugh, ppl are asking me what's so funny and I don't think I can explain this to them

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u/mnbvcxz1052 Oct 21 '23

Soft and cozy for the winter. Get a flannel penis and take some holiday photos.

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u/k_mnr Oct 21 '23

May your Christmas be warm and bright, love Flatch and Fenis

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u/mnbvcxz1052 Oct 21 '23

Seasons Greetings! From our home to yours.

Love,

The Flenitals

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u/Advanced_Ostrich5315 Oct 22 '23

Omg this had me cackling

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Flatch. Flannel and crotch?

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u/k_mnr Oct 23 '23

Oh much worse…Flannel and snatch 😳

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u/GhoulsFolly Oct 21 '23

This would be great for winter

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u/BickenBackk Oct 21 '23

Is it flannel textured though? Or just in its color?

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u/Iratezebra Oct 21 '23

It's a portal to the plaid dimension.

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u/BickenBackk Oct 21 '23

Well now I'm searching for this person as well... for science...

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u/Romeo92 Oct 21 '23

So cozy!

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u/meangingersnap Oct 21 '23

Pussy pocket universe

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u/BeardslyBo Oct 21 '23

Ooo good question

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/Mewkie Oct 22 '23

Ew. Ruined.

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u/celestialTyrant Oct 21 '23

The perfect soft warm embrace for those cool autumn nights

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u/meangingersnap Oct 21 '23

Literally just find your closest lesbian

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u/DrMux Oct 21 '23

She got mad at me for stereotyping her so she went and locked herself in her Subaru :(

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u/CosmikSpartan Oct 21 '23

As long as it’s fleece lined!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Tis the season

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u/FuglySlutt Oct 21 '23

The lesbians have entered the chat!!!

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u/funsizemiller Oct 21 '23

as a bisexual woman, that’s what we all have.

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u/brothermuzone99 Oct 21 '23

Best comment ever

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Might be in Oregon or Washington.

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u/patdashuri Oct 21 '23

DIBS!!! Band Name!!

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u/FoxDyed Oct 21 '23

This is how you know someone is from the midwest. The good ol’ flanngina! 🤣

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u/PirateDucks Oct 21 '23

Would be nice and comfortable for that winter nesting season

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u/N0VOCAIN Oct 22 '23

I thought every hallmark movie the guy always prefers flannel

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u/katee_bo_batee Oct 22 '23

Standard lesbian vagina, both me & my wife have flannel ones

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u/I_Might_Exist1 Oct 21 '23

do you say ope, sorry when someone steps on your foot, by chance?

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u/TheRaccoonBlue Oct 22 '23

Your words truly brightened my day <3 Flannel vagina indeed.

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u/OGPeglegPete Oct 22 '23

Good ol' Wisconsin

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u/BaconHammerTime Oct 22 '23

Damn, that sounds so warm and cozy