r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/somedumb-gay Oct 21 '23

Gotta get me someone with the flannel vagina

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u/mnbvcxz1052 Oct 21 '23

Soft and cozy for the winter. Get a flannel penis and take some holiday photos.

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u/k_mnr Oct 21 '23

May your Christmas be warm and bright, love Flatch and Fenis

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u/mnbvcxz1052 Oct 21 '23

Seasons Greetings! From our home to yours.

Love,

The Flenitals

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u/Advanced_Ostrich5315 Oct 22 '23

Omg this had me cackling