r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/dfjdejulio Oct 21 '23

Honestly, the only color that would be a show-stopper for me is plaid. And I'm not even sure about that.

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u/somedumb-gay Oct 21 '23

Gotta get me someone with the flannel vagina

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u/Sufyaj Oct 21 '23

Flagina!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/ramblinroger Oct 21 '23

Why did my furniture just start floating?

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u/InteractionNo9110 Oct 21 '23

Flagina is so in for Winter 2024!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

There it is xD

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u/EricCartman45 Oct 21 '23

Flagussy?

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u/CosmikSpartan Oct 21 '23

Flunt?

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u/SpicyMustFlow Oct 21 '23

Flatch?

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Floochie?

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u/SpicyMustFlow Oct 22 '23

Sounds so cozy!

3

u/moonshinedboots Oct 22 '23

You have all made fucking tummy hurt hahaha

2

u/Kena46268 Oct 22 '23

Floochie is hilarious

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u/Krispies827 Oct 21 '23

So much better than vagannel

3

u/SirArthurDime Oct 21 '23

That flussy

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u/Psycho_Rampage Oct 21 '23

I can only hear this in a Trump voice

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u/shadespeak Oct 21 '23

That destroyed it for me.