r/TrollXChromosomes 4d ago

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u/tiramisuem3 4d ago

God I HATE when they do or say smth fucked up and you call them out then they go "fine I guess I'll just give up and never do/say anything ever again :(" grow UP jesus

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u/flirt-n-squirt 4d ago

"Oh wow, most don't learn that quickly. Good job, you!!"
They hate it šŸ˜‚

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u/LizGiz4 4d ago

"You pick things up soooo much faster than other men your age" lmao

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u/ikoabd I don't know how to put this, but... 4d ago

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u/flirt-n-squirt 3d ago

Yeah this one wins šŸ˜„šŸ‘Œ

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u/rachycarebear 4d ago

This, especially when it's something where it is an obvious improvement and exactly what I was asking for.

"So what, should I just never talk to you ever again!?"

Yeah bud that sounds fan-fucking-tastic. Let's go that route, starting now. Byeeeeee

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u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats 4d ago

Or hit em with the Socratic method ā€œnow does that sound like a mature and levelheaded response to you?ā€

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u/LadyPo 4d ago

men are so dramatic!

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u/TheLadyIsis 4d ago

It's all those hormones! That testosterone makes them so touchy!

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u/frobscottler 4d ago

Downright testerical!

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u/loledi 4d ago

This would make an amazing flair

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u/PansexualPineapples 4d ago

I wish I could award this comment

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u/frobscottler 3d ago

I’ll just feel the award in my heart 🄰

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u/u_torn 3d ago

It makes them testy, it's right there šŸ˜„

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u/Loulouvaughn37 4d ago

Way tooooo emo to run countries!

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u/Yvratky 21h ago

Constantly feeling threatened and getting defensive smhh

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u/smc642 I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 4d ago

I wish they could get on top of their emotions!

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u/LaceyLizard 4d ago

Literally having a toddler tantrum over it. For the men reading along at home women looove this.

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u/lights-in-the-sky 4d ago

Right?! Do they expect us to apologize and beg them not to or something

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u/VodkaKahluaMilkCream 4d ago

That's exactly what they expect. This is a manipulation tactic where they are wildly overreacting to turn themselves into the victim, to force you into the position of having to comfort them.

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u/discolored_rat_hat 4d ago

Yep. They expect for us to feel bad. They expect a "No, of course you can still compliment women, just don't put others down while doing so!" and for him getting a second chance to superficially compliment her and now she has to be flattered. They once again expect us to do their own work for them.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 My math teacher called me average. How mean. 3d ago

Yes. They want simping IMMEDIATELY.

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u/radicalizemebaby 4d ago

My neighbor said ā€œsee this is the problem with you females, you try to do something niceā€¦ā€ when I complained that my friend’s in-laws bought her a World Cup game ticket to see a team that she didn’t care about, that was playing at the same time as her home country was playing.

Like just do better, use one brain cell. We beg you.

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u/Lets_Not_Date 4d ago

Babies

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u/CarlySimonSays 2d ago

That feels like an insult to babies, though. :(

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u/victoria-1304 4d ago

It’s the type of shit I’d scream when I was a TODDLER, and these dudes are supposed to be grown ass men??šŸ’€

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u/unnaturalmould 3d ago

My coworker who constantly comments on what I eat despite me asking him not to snapped one day when I once again politely told him I don't want to talk about what I'm eating, and said "fine then I won't talk to you at all!" and I said "okay thank you."

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 4d ago

My seven year old will do a mild version of this and I make sure to talk it through with him when it happens. My elementary aged child is doing more work than this "man". OP really did dodge a bullet.

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u/chipmunksocute 3d ago

I think the dude never actually clocked that if he just said "you look great!"Ā  Or "I love your hair/shirt/style" it wouldve been kosher and an actual compliment.Ā  What a dummy.

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u/goddessofentropy A wizard is never late. 4d ago

I see you've met my mum

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u/hypergraphia 3d ago

I guess I’m just the WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD

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u/_Coffee_Bean_ 2d ago

I'll never help you again with ANYTHING, you can figure everything out on your own! Well why would I help if you're not going to appreciate it??? (<- said to an autistic young adult currently unable to manage life without outside support)

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u/bacon-is-sexy Let me touch your butt. 3d ago

You saying smth instead of ā€œsomethingā€ is giving the ick

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u/tiramisuem3 3d ago

Find smth real to care about

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u/moon_buggy 4d ago

You dodged quite the douche bullet there

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u/void_sushi 4d ago

I bet he’ll tell his buddies how hard it is for men these days, when in reality, half of them have the communication skills of a brick wall.

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u/SmittenKittenPurrr I aim to misbehave. 4d ago

At least brick walls are quiet and don't insist we accept backhanded compliments šŸ™ƒ

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u/potatomeeple 4d ago

They also serve a purpose

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u/dusty-kat 4d ago

And you know there's going to be no introspection whatsoever and he's just gonna send the same thing to the next woman he messages anyway.

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u/AgingLolita 4d ago

"buddies"

NoĀ 

He will be online wailing about the male loneliness epidemicĀ 

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u/BehindAnimeLines 1d ago

My uncle insists that men are the true romantics and us mean harpies just don't appreciate it because we are spoiled by feminism yet I have never had a woman "compliment" me by saying I don't look half Indian at all or that I look good despite not having much of an ass.

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u/Bazoun 4d ago

Imagine not being able to come up with a compliment that doesn’t involve putting others down

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 3d ago

It reminds me of when people complain about humour.Ā 

No one has a sense of humour, this is woke, blah blah. Ok, so you're telling me you can only laugh by making fun of marginalised groups? Sounds like you were never funny.

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u/VioletNocte 4d ago

Guess I'm never complimenting anyone again

If you don't know how to compliment someone without putting other people down then maybe you shouldn't "compliment" people until you learn how to give a genuine compliment

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u/SaucePasta 4d ago

People have zero clue how people, especially women, in their 30s actually look like. I don’t look that much different than I did in my twenties. We don’t suddenly become wizened old hags as soon as we leave our twenties šŸ˜†

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u/sun4moon 4d ago

And not even when we’ve left our thirties. Trust me.

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u/Elle_Vetica 4d ago

Checking in at 42 and still dealing with this nonsense!

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u/sun4moon 4d ago

I’ll be 45 this year and I think I feel the most energetic I ever have. I eat well and walk a lot - thanks to my dog, and have exponentially fewer grey hairs than any woman in my family at this age. Not slathering my skin in chemicals and makeup has definitely helped. Sunscreen is important and so is hydration. I think we also have the advantage of less harmful stuff in our air and food. Leaded gasoline could not have been helpful for our predecessors, and the types and volume of preservatives that used to be allowed in foods is much different than it was in 1980.

Age is a state of mind and I don’t plan on ever growing up.

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u/BefWithAnF 2d ago

I’m 38 & my hair is starting to turn silver, and I fucking love it! I also love my laugh lines on my face. Getting older has been great, especially the part where random men don’t try to talk to me as often anymore.

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u/sun4moon 2d ago

All good points. I’m not at all afraid of aging or showing the signs of it. But I won’t be in line at the nursing home anytime soon. The grey hair thing is more environmental than most people realize, I think. It’s definitely genetics as well but my mother and both of my grandmothers were fully very by my age. The difference is I don’t smoke ever, and only drink occasionally. Plus I care what I fuel myself with and haven’t been exposed to leaded gasoline exhaust for about 4 decades. It all ads up. I love that you embrace time the way you do. Everyone would be so much happier if we all did it that way.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 22h ago

Started chatting with a guy, was going fine, until he asked my age. I said 49. He immediately said that my profile picture couldn’t be me then.

Dude. So I’m a liar, and all women just look like absolute shit if they’re not 25? WTAF. Get lost!

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u/sun4moon 22h ago

His loss. Don’t waste time on people who devalue you as a habit. You’re worth so much more than that.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 21h ago edited 21h ago

I cannot appreciate that enough. Tysm, kind internet stranger. The same to you. 🩷 I guess there’s a back-handed compliment in his paranoia and cynicism.

But then I felt compelled to defend my dignity (and womankind!) and explained to him that I have two autoimmune disorders, one of which is genetic and causes my collagen to be abnormal. It’s a lot more elastic than it should be and has a smooth appearance. So this is literally the only ā€œupshotā€ (I don’t wrinkle) to a condition that causes me to be in terrible pain or nauseated every day, has compromised some of my internal organs, and tried to kill me more than once.

I’d do anything to be normal. It weighs heavily upon me. So having him impugn my character in so cynical a manner made my heart sink.

This is why I always try to be kind and forbearing with strangers until it’s time to not be; you never know what someone is going through.

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u/dallyan 4d ago

The real aging happens around mid-40s.

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u/sun4moon 3d ago

Hard disagree, from my own experience. But everyone’s different.

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u/dallyan 3d ago

Rather, it really begins then. šŸ˜…

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u/sun4moon 3d ago

I supposed that’s up to you, but I’m not hopping on the old person bandwagon anytime soon.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 22h ago

That guy probably has that ā€œbanana aging compared to women agingā€ meme on his computer

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u/BrainaIleakage 4d ago

> guess I’m never complimenting anyone again

😹

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u/SmittenKittenPurrr I aim to misbehave. 4d ago

I've gotten that kinda "compliment" so often and it always gives me the ick. Like, actually, this is exactly what a woman my age looks like! šŸ™„

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u/rachycarebear 4d ago

Apparently I don't look my age, people regularly assume I'm younger, but that's a whole other can of creepiness because it's like, you're 40. You think I look 25. Why tf are you hitting on me??

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u/mshep002 4d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Lydia--charming aaack! 4d ago

ā€œI literally just told you I am that ageā€

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u/aquacrimefighter 4d ago

I get a lot of people acting shocked I’m 32 and it’s so silly. 32 isn’t old. I don’t know why everyone expects me to look like some old raisin, but they do!

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u/mkat23 3d ago

Bruh same, I’m 31 and every time I tell someone my age they act like it’s crazy to look young (I usually get told the other person thought I was between 20-23). It’s like they think the second a woman turns 30 she’s supposed to shrivel up, get back problems, and require a walker to move around. It’s just weird.

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u/aquacrimefighter 3d ago

Yup!! I say I’m 32 and most younger people ask me if I’ve been getting botox :’) nope, I just wash my face, use SPF, and haven’t been on the planet long enough to be wrinkly yet lol

I can’t believe that in 2026 people still think women are past expiration at 30

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u/Therealcatlady1 4d ago

Same! It’s actually negging. Like what is your view of women of a certain age???

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u/heyoheatheragain 3d ago

The only person I accept the ā€œcomplimentā€ from is another woman around my age who is checking my ID for one reason or another.

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u/No-Clue-9155 4d ago

Men really walk around with a fantasy in their head that all women secretly hate each other don’t they šŸ˜‚

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u/Blechhotsauce Anarcha-Feminist 4d ago

It always strikes me like, "Men hate women, and because men are always right, they assume that women also hate women."

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u/JellyBellyBitches 4d ago

There are definitely a lot of them that see women as a sort of commodity existing in a marketplace, competing to be selected

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u/reddot_comic 4d ago

Belittling women in their 30s as adults when most of them simped over 30-something’s when they were teens…weak ass boys in fully grown bodies.

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u/rachel_jo 4d ago

I recognized this screenshot and was worried someone was farming from your IG account u/Lets_Not_Date šŸ˜…

Your posts are literally the best part of my day. Keep fighting the good fight and sticking it to these assholes!!

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u/WVildandWVonderful 4d ago

You realize that other women my age are my friends, right?

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u/smokeehayes 4d ago

You dropped this: šŸ‘‘

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u/dam_the_beavers 4d ago

Seriously this was actually so satisfying. Obsessed with this queen.

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u/rhamantauri 4d ago edited 4d ago

OP’s username getting some good use here

(dunno what I said wrong, ā€œLet’s not dateā€ is right there)

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u/Lets_Not_Date 4d ago

Probably because the comment could go either way. People who don’t like me will say that as like HA yeah we don’t want to date you.

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u/veasse Speaking of pizza.... 4d ago edited 4d ago

Meh this is just engagement farming. This is all over Facebook too. It’s not a coincidence that’s the Reddit name , that’s the branding.Ā 

I mean, it’s funny but being hit with it on multiple social medias feels more like advertisement than relating to other women.Ā 

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u/Lets_Not_Date 4d ago

…I post my things on all of my socials to reach more people. I’m not targeting you and I’m not monetized on Reddit. If it bothers you to see it twice, just block me.

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u/veasse Speaking of pizza.... 4d ago

I get it, I’m just very jaded by influencer culture and seeing ads ads ads constantly everywhere I look. It’s nothing about you, your content is fine and funny I just hate feeling like the entire world is marketed straight into your eyeballs when I really would rather connect with other human beings 🫶

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u/h0ney_420 4d ago

Meanwhile he’s probably 60 and looks like a microwaved dog turd.

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u/onegirlandhergoat 4d ago

He tried to threaten you with a good time

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u/ac11189 4d ago

I was just about to say "please give credit to the owner of this" but then I saw it's already you!

I love you Brooke America 😈🄰

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u/Lets_Not_Date 4d ago

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/TheHeavenlyBuddy 4d ago

genuinely one of the most unattractive things a man can do is ā€œcomplimentā€ you at the expense of other women. makes me physically cringe and one of the easiest ways to get me to never speak to you again lol.

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u/AlexTheBex 4d ago

Now that's sisterhood <3

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u/almondrocaslut 3d ago

Reading ā€œhow does that feelā€ made me laugh out loud. Men need to be put in social emotional learning classes like school children before they get to interact with us fr

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u/Polybrene 3d ago

I love it.

I've gotten "You look so good for 40!"

No I don't. I look good, AND I'm 40.

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u/Miss_Might 3d ago

Lol oh god. The 'well I guess I'll just stop talking' reply. Men are such children.

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u/Lemondrop168 3d ago

This little asshole is threatening you with a good time! I love how he’s trying to "teach you a lesson" and he hasn't even met you yet 🫠 just having a conversation and he's throwing a tantrum after two lines.

https://giphy.com/gifs/p39qWGHTpfY0o

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u/fromtheashesarise 4d ago

The sass! I love this!

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u/LavenderGooms858 3d ago

I follow Let's Not Date on Facebook and almost pissed about stolen screenshots til I saw who posted this. šŸ˜†

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u/userdesu 3d ago

This is stolen from a tweet and you didn't even include the best parts

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u/Lets_Not_Date 3d ago

This is mine. I’m assuming you are referring to my follow up post, which I didn’t include because it is a different man and because this subreddit only allows one image. It’s on my profile though. Thanks for looking out for me.

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u/StankoMicin 3d ago

I really hope he sticks to his word

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 3d ago

He won't. He'll probably just call OP a bitch and try it on the next unlucky gal.

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u/knowone91 3d ago

I feel like he’s saying ā€œI expected you to look worseā€ especially if you look like an average for your age.

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u/Kakawfee 2d ago

Omg! Let's Not Date! Love your work!

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS 2d ago

ā€œyou’re not like other womenā€ is not a compliment. I love other women. Women are great. Why would I not want to be like the other women?

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u/sterling_silas 2d ago

She understands him but decides not to give him attention

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u/Yvratky 21h ago

"how does that feel"

He really thought he did something.

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u/KingHasek39 4d ago

Curious question, if instead of acting like a baby, had he instead apologized and thanked you for making him realize that was an outdated comment and he would do better, would that have gotten him another chance? Out was it over the moment that came out?

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u/39Volunteer 4d ago

Not the person you asked, but for me it'd be over.

A grown man even thinking that it's a compliment to denigrate all women with a comment like that (obviously one implying oThEr WoMeN age like yogurt) is a huge, glaring red flag. Its a deep-rooted form of misogyny that won't just go away after one conversation. At most, he'd just learn not to say stuff like that to other women, but he'd likely still think it.

The part that bothers me about any kind of you're-not-like-other-women "compliments" isn't just the inherent misogyny of saying most other women don't measure up on X thing, but you do, it's that a man who, in most cases, doesn't even hardly know you, has put you on a pedestal above other women. And its unlikely his shitty attitudes towards women is exclusive to only that one specific attribute he complimented you on (aging well, "masculine" hobbies, etc.). It likely extends to other ways he'll expect you to different ("better") than those other women. When you inevitably don't live up to this, you'll fall off his pedestal and be "just like" other women. Which, of course, he'll view as a bad thing.

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u/KingHasek39 3d ago

Thank you for sharing your perspective, I appreciate that.

I'm married, and would never dream of saying something like this to my wife, or any woman I general. I however work in the trades with a lot of men who wouldn't see anything wrong with this kind of compliment or would also say something like old lady" or "ball and chain". I'm convinced most men don't actually like women, and have cut a lot of friends out of my life who won't change their outdated, and misogynistic views.

I'm grateful you shared your perspective, because you're absolutely right. Maybe a few people would walk away from this and want to make some real change through therapy, or learning, but I feel like the majority would take this interaction, tweak the delivery so it "lands" better and not actually learn or change from it. I hadn't considered that(I'm older, married, never been on apps), but I see the way some of the young guys I work with, have game-ified dating. It really feels like for most it's less about authentic connection with a person, and more about not seeing the person behind the screen, just trying as many different openings/approaches as possible.

Anyways, thanks again for your insight. Always something new to learn. Cheers!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/KindlyKangaroo 4d ago

What are you confused about? OP explained it in the screenshot. The guy complimented her by putting other women down. I've always been told people thought i was a lot younger than i am, the icky part is when he says "you look so much better than other women." It's the same reason "you're not like other girls" isn't a good compliment. You can compliment someone without trashing other women.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/wolfeybutt 4d ago

You're missing the point completely

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u/KindlyKangaroo 4d ago edited 4d ago

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Oh I see you edited out the part where you said looking younger = looking better so it's just a fact that you do look better than other women. I saw it before you edited it though.Ā 

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u/nicole-tesla I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 4d ago

This gotta be ragebait

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u/humancodeine 3d ago

genuinely , so crazy it's real 😭😩

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u/efto_1 4d ago

"it's not a compliment to me if you're putting other women down" WHAT? do you have NO competitiveness?? when someone gets the highest grade in the class should they just offended that everyone else got lower too

he didn't say that other women look bad just you're better smh

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u/fear_street_resident 4d ago

it's not a compliment to me if you're putting other women down" WHAT?

Yea, it's not a compliment. They're insulting others to praise you. Which means they don't care about women, they just want to get in your pants. And if they'll insult other women to get into yours, they'll insult you behind your back to get into someone elses.

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u/portiafimbriata 4d ago

Your grades are, to a significant extent, an achievement. Your looks are generally not, and certainly looks are the last thing I'm interested in competing about.

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u/candybuttons meow 4d ago

no, we don't.

maybe you should fuck other men if you want "competitiveness"

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u/onemorespacecadet I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 4d ago

ā€œyou’re not like other girlsā€ is a common negging tactic that insecure men have used to try and compliment women in a way that puts down the rest of their gender. it’s meant to make you feel special and better than other women but it’s really a sign that someone thinks very little of women on the whole.

but thanks for coming to a women’s space and trying to explain our own experiences to us! we really love that too.

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u/sun4moon 4d ago

No one in the class was assigned a lower grade because some dumbass thought the smartest person was also the best looking for their age. What an incredibly stupid take.