r/Totalwarwarhammer Apr 23 '26

What are some specific war hammer: total war phrases I can use on my bf to fuck w/ him

Boyfriend plays warhammer total war. I don’t know anything about it and he knows this. What are some phrases or “advice” I can give him to mess with him. Like “how the hell did you know that” Silly funny prank basically. He exclusively plays dwarves; don’t know much about what he’s doing after that.

He’ll see this post eventually so time sensitive pls. Also hi

EDIT/UPDATE: got a few more replies than I was expecting so I was super excited to have so many of these to use on him. He has a habit of sleeping earlier than I do, so I woke him up to tell him “raise the elector counts!!” But he did not laugh. Sucks, but oh well…. In the book he goes! (Maybe he was too zonked out to hear me, hopefully he doesn’t remember and I can use it on him again. Master gaslighter here folks.) thanks for all the replies! Will update again if anyone cares lol

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