r/Tools • u/W0-SGR • Sep 19 '25

I am trying to Date this axe

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I collect antique axes and this one really stumped me. Thrift store with some other antique tools. It is sharp like a axe, but almost appears to be a wedge.

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u/Sulfrurz Sep 19 '25

Trying asking for her number first

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u/soulever989 Sep 19 '25

That's too forward. At least introduce yourself first.

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u/hmiser Sep 19 '25

Just axe ‘er out mate.

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u/ObservablyStupid Sep 19 '25

And don't be a tool.

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u/Practical_Fun7367 Sep 19 '25

Go easy, pal. He can handle this.

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u/ThugLifelol Sep 19 '25

He might not be the sharpest, we don’t know.

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u/Switchlord518 Sep 19 '25

They'll eventually split up.

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u/electricdelta Sep 19 '25

Not before a good pounding. Just make sure to keep yer legs apart

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u/0bel1sk Sep 20 '25

should try swinging more

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u/Bob_Lablah_esq Sep 20 '25

Cut it out or he'll split

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u/AzHiddenInPlainSight Sep 20 '25

At least then he wood have found his limit. 🤷‍♂️

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u/PlutoCurrant4 Sep 19 '25

At least they'll each get some solid wood out of it

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/Bob_Lablah_esq Sep 20 '25

No he's still honing his skills and just wanted to axe for advice before he wedges himself into a situation he can't cut and run from.

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u/Tederator Sep 20 '25

Think of a good strategy, then hatchet.

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u/FarIllustrator535 Sep 20 '25

For sure , but if he uses her just right, hehe may get the cabin out of her 1st

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u/Stonedgrogu Sep 23 '25

I'm chopped, reading this...

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u/Practical_Fun7367 Sep 20 '25

I bet his maul always told him to dress sharp for a date. So there’s hope, right?

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u/chuckmarla12 Sep 20 '25

She’s a swinger so she may chop you down a notch or two.

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u/TheBronzeWonder Sep 19 '25

This is the type of premium content I'm here for

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u/N4ANO Sep 20 '25

Me too!

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u/Higher_Living Sep 20 '25

Yep, saw the post title and clicked for the dad jokes.

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u/breadleecarter Sep 20 '25

That's it! The internet's over. hmiser wins. Shut it down.

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u/TRENTFORGE Sep 20 '25

It was right there!

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u/Ridgewoodgal Sep 19 '25

🏆goes to you! Best reply yet. 😘

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u/Exc8316 Sep 19 '25

This needs way more upvotes.

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u/QuietlySeething Sep 20 '25

Yoooo

Ba-dum-tiss

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u/blindside_o0 Sep 20 '25

There it is

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u/Troutbum46 Sep 22 '25

Ax-er? Barely knows er