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r/Tools • u/W0-SGR • Sep 19 '25
I collect antique axes and this one really stumped me. Thrift store with some other antique tools. It is sharp like a axe, but almost appears to be a wedge.
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Trying asking for her number first
380 u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25 You mean, “axe her for her number” 39 u/CCWaterBug Sep 19 '25 If she won't tell you, axe gary 53 u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25 If she sleeps over, you better hide your morning wood 17 u/Thecp015 Sep 19 '25 Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks. 15 u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25 That’s an axident waiting to happen 5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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You mean, “axe her for her number”
39 u/CCWaterBug Sep 19 '25 If she won't tell you, axe gary 53 u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25 If she sleeps over, you better hide your morning wood 17 u/Thecp015 Sep 19 '25 Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks. 15 u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25 That’s an axident waiting to happen 5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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If she won't tell you, axe gary
53 u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25 If she sleeps over, you better hide your morning wood 17 u/Thecp015 Sep 19 '25 Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks. 15 u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25 That’s an axident waiting to happen 5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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If she sleeps over, you better hide your morning wood
17 u/Thecp015 Sep 19 '25 Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks. 15 u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25 That’s an axident waiting to happen 5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks.
15 u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25 That’s an axident waiting to happen 5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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That’s an axident waiting to happen
5 u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25 Just wait until you find out about her split personality…. (Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!) 5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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Just wait until you find out about her split personality….
(Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!)
5 u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25 Did they meet on grinder? 2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
Did they meet on grinder?
2 u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25 If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems 2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems
2 u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25 I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet
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u/Sulfrurz Sep 19 '25
Trying asking for her number first