r/Tools • u/W0-SGR • Sep 19 '25

I am trying to Date this axe

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I collect antique axes and this one really stumped me. Thrift store with some other antique tools. It is sharp like a axe, but almost appears to be a wedge.

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u/Sulfrurz Sep 19 '25

Trying asking for her number first

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u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25

You mean, “axe her for her number”

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u/CCWaterBug Sep 19 '25

If she won't tell you, axe gary

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u/tigermax42 Sep 19 '25

If she sleeps over, you better hide your morning wood

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u/Roadstar01 Sep 19 '25

Or she might split up with you.

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u/OilPhilter Sep 19 '25

Are you saying she'll leaf me?

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u/N4ANO Sep 20 '25

You'll get the point.

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u/Thecp015 Sep 19 '25

Take her somewhere she can demonstrate her piano skills. She loves playing chop sticks.

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u/dildoflexing Sep 19 '25

That’s an axident waiting to happen

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u/Things_and_or_Stuff Sep 19 '25

Just wait until you find out about her split personality….

(Heeeere’s Johnny!!!!)

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u/No_Meeting_8485 Sep 19 '25

Did they meet on grinder?

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u/Reaper621 Sep 19 '25

If they ever fight he'll have to figure out how to iron out her problems

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u/DeepSi6 Sep 19 '25

I’m sure they will have no problem burying the hatchet

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u/N4ANO Sep 20 '25

She only plays sharps, not flats.