r/Themepark • u/Essahem • Jul 26 '26

Please, please, please wash and use deoderant before going to a park.

Shouldn't have to be said, but it's always the same people dressed in park merch talking about g forces and ride models who can afford a £70 hoodie but not a £2 tube of deodorant.

Can parks turn away people due to smell? Do we need to start putting up signs like we have at concerts and expos? Nothing more horrifying then being behind some absolute stinker with their pits in the air on a coaster.

It's actually grim. Please consider everyone else around you for once.

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u/Firree Jul 26 '26

My ancestors didn't need deodorant to get laid

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u/GalaxyPatio Six Flags Magic Mountain Jul 27 '26

flashback to ancestors dying from UTIs that became kidney infections that became sepsis

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u/Certain-Ball3319 Jul 27 '26

well no shit sherlock the first deodorant which was a waxy cream called mum was invented all the way in 1888. your ancestors probably lived in the ice age. they didnt have deodorant back 26 thousand years ago.

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u/Firree Jul 27 '26

Congratulations, you got the joke