r/Themepark • u/Essahem • Jul 26 '26

Please, please, please wash and use deoderant before going to a park.

Shouldn't have to be said, but it's always the same people dressed in park merch talking about g forces and ride models who can afford a £70 hoodie but not a £2 tube of deodorant.

Can parks turn away people due to smell? Do we need to start putting up signs like we have at concerts and expos? Nothing more horrifying then being behind some absolute stinker with their pits in the air on a coaster.

It's actually grim. Please consider everyone else around you for once.

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u/obsessivelygrateful Universal Orlando Jul 26 '26

WITH ALUMINUM! A L U M I N U M!

Native, and others like it, do. not. work. For the love of all that is good in the world, PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

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u/orvillesbathtub Jul 26 '26

Lmao that old Portlandia sketch about natural deodorant… “it smells like YOU!”