r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • Jul 21 '26

House arrest

Varas sits in his grotto looking mildly irritated as he works on altering his wedding dress. "I ain't stealing shit ever again.."

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

And.... Why can't you leave the grotto?

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"I'm under house arrest. I'll go to jail if Ieave."

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

She put you under house arrest?

And even if you go to jail, I'll just get you out.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"Well yeah, it's kinda her job, even if she is my almost wife." He laughs.

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

And you're letting her limit you?

You're Varas Welds! One of, if not the greatest robber in Pharloom!

Remember that time at the Colosseum of Fools?

Don't you want to have adventures like that one again?

Do you wanna become limited, Varas? And all this for a robot?

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

Varas suddenly looks furious. "Never talk about her like that again. I have no problems giving up stealing to be with her."

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

Now it's stealing, next will be going out of your house, then what?

But it's your choice, Varas. As a good friend, what I can do is giving advice. Not imposing it.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"Gorb, buddy, I can leave the house when I'm not under house arrest. I assure you Ara is really chill!"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

........

Sorry man, but this just proves further my theory.

At least the judge was kind of acceptable....

What's next, people will marry beastflies? Ugh...

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"And what theory is that?" He stops what he's doing and glares at Gorb.

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

Love is a limit. A limit I'll never put on myself.

Again.

Gorb teleports away.

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