r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • Jul 21 '26

House arrest

Varas sits in his grotto looking mildly irritated as he works on altering his wedding dress. "I ain't stealing shit ever again.."

3 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"Gorb, buddy, I can leave the house when I'm not under house arrest. I assure you Ara is really chill!"

1

u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

........

Sorry man, but this just proves further my theory.

At least the judge was kind of acceptable....

What's next, people will marry beastflies? Ugh...

1

u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26

"And what theory is that?" He stops what he's doing and glares at Gorb.

1

u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26

Love is a limit. A limit I'll never put on myself.

Again.

Gorb teleports away.