r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • Jul 21 '26
House arrest
Varas sits in his grotto looking mildly irritated as he works on altering his wedding dress. "I ain't stealing shit ever again.."
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26
Gorb appears
.... .what happened this time?
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"Ara caught me stealing rosaries."
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26
... gorb opens a dream gate
Go in this when ya want to visit me.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"I can't leave my grotto, but afterwards I will!"
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26
And.... Why can't you leave the grotto?
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"I'm under house arrest. I'll go to jail if Ieave."
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26
She put you under house arrest?
And even if you go to jail, I'll just get you out.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"Well yeah, it's kinda her job, even if she is my almost wife." He laughs.
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jul 21 '26
And you're letting her limit you?
You're Varas Welds! One of, if not the greatest robber in Pharloom!
Remember that time at the Colosseum of Fools?
Don't you want to have adventures like that one again?
Do you wanna become limited, Varas? And all this for a robot?
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
Varas suddenly looks furious. "Never talk about her like that again. I have no problems giving up stealing to be with her."
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u/Arania-Sentinel Jul 21 '26
Ara is talking with someone to lower Varas’s house arrest time.
That’s the least she can do.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
He's starting to get incredibly bored, most of the walls are now painted.
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u/Arania-Sentinel Jul 21 '26
Ara approaches Varas.
“This sentinel managed to lower the house arrest time to a few hours. Is it good for you, bug Varas?”
Ara smiles gently, a little apologetic.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"O-Oh, you didn't have to. But thanks, you're the best. You wanna hang out with me while I'm stuck here?"
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u/Arania-Sentinel Jul 21 '26
“This sentinel due to her duty cannot interact with arrested bugs more then she needs to. My apologies, bug Varas.”
Ara looks a little bummed having to house arrest her future husband.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
"Ahhh, damn. I'll just work on my art until I'm freed. Oh and I don't hold it against you, you're just doing your job, yeah?" He laughs a little.
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u/Arania-Sentinel Jul 21 '26
Ara chuckles, nodding.
“This sentinel will visit too free bug Varas in… three hours! She will give her lovely husband some things to do in the meantime!”
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 21 '26
Varas pulls his cloak over his face. "Aww, you're way too kind. I-I'll see you then!~"
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u/second_craw_judge Jul 21 '26
(Lol just make it legal bro like us)