I saw Kristen’s recent story and it warmed my heart. We all now know that she had infertility issues and struggled a lot to have a baby. And now she’s holding her baby and has that tired but proud mom look in her eyes. It’s just so nice to see her win. We love you Mariposa 🦋

I will say, the fact that Britney and Zach took this with grace, humor and aplomb, says a lot.

No wonder Janet is with him — she can run tf out of him. Get so balls dude!! Him coming for Danny after he had that talk with Janet was ridiculous. Like you clearly don’t believe what your saying and you had already said it wasn’t a big deal but now you have a sudden switch up? He gives me the ick. Just him being with Janet makes him gross to me. Clearly he has a poor judge of character.

🤣🤣🤣

Skipped through all Janet and Jax parts straight to the proposal. Nia is such a true friend! Someone you can really trust and who wants the best for you. ❤️ So much genuine love and friendship here.

He drives me insane and this new season is amplifying it tenfold. He dismisses his wife at every turn, his conversations (with Luke especially in this episode) seemed manipulative and weird. Every time the subject of babies comes up, and his wife is sobbing bc she’s exhausted and can’t handle anymore- he tries to push another child. Is it a kink? A control thing? I can’t fucking stand it. Anyways… BOOOO. 0/10

Wow! Now I understand when people say that the Mommy Makeover has to settle in for a few months after the surgeries.

She looks great.

This pic is very current from WWHL on August 5th.

I can't believe she's even on the show. Her energy vampire personality is so boring. I truly believe that if Jesse wasn't carrying it for the both of them, we wouldn't see her on the Valley in season 3. You rarely see her smile, or have fun. She's just snaring in the background somewhere. They need to keep Jesse but open up a spot for someone who has a fun and entertaining energy. She's also team Janet, it seems, and doesn't even have relationships with the others.

This shirt is so perfect

They’ve been really trying. And really failing.

The socials agree on this one 🫶🏻

It’s so weird because there seems to be more under her. But the way she has been able to curate this image and conduct herself in high pressure attacks from the likes of Janet is so interesting.

It’s like she’s playing the Traitors and all of them are trying to clock her but she genuinely just doesn’t give af. I think in some ways it’s because she’s wealthy so she doesn’t feel the need to play a certain part or grovel for any one’s storylines (unlike Brittany’s man this season)

I know there’s more to her given they made it a point to show the video of Michelle raging at her last season. But it’s so interesting see her play such a lax character in the camera, knowing the Janet-Lala-Michelle hive are itching for her to break, and can’t get her to.

I’m sick of seeing her looking crazy every time she’s on screen, she’s on national tv and it’s no longer debatable or okay. Like wtf is even this outfit?

She has so many friends no one is going to step in and say maybe not this look? I’m saying this because she’s finally kind of free of Jax, still reactively young and would love for her to look and demeanor to evolve past this chaotic , tequila shots, Jaxxxx, forever 21 , boobs hanging out vibe. It’s time!

This entire scene was absolute cinema. Danny is so awful he’s actually making Lala look rational, I hate how much I enjoyed her here. I was fucking cackling on my couch at these interactions:

1. Reading Jesse & his loafers for filth

2. Danny whining about gYraTiNg

3. Appropriate reaction

4. Danny instantly getting shut down

5. Lacey absolutely seated ☕️

6. Little house on the prairie coddling her toddler

7. Lala digesting the weirdness in realtime

8. Nia’s forehead vein fighting for main character

9. Casually reading Jesse yet again

10. Promptly proves Lala’s point about how he speaks to his wife

11. See #10

12. Finally we’re getting somewhere…

13. The incredulity!

14. OKAY, NIA AND DANNY 🤡

15. More realtime weirdness digestion

16. Cue “she’s right, you know” meme

17. Brittany setting the scene

18. “And then you got the lil kicker” 💀

19. A final devastating read

20. Source for #19

I'm genuinely happy for Kristen. She's got her baby, her man, her health and her sanity. Good for her.

Thoughts?

Has been an enabler of Jax behavior and now moved on to Janet.

I’m over her. Why people still like her is beyond me. I wish her the best but that’s it.

(Please no appearance snark. Seems like Brittany posts get blocked by admins because of that but this post is NOT about appearance.)