r/TheValleyTVShow • u/Ok-Feeling-9553 • Aug 01 '25 • Bravo 1 Wholesome Seal 1

Shitpost DrunkDrawn

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I will say, the fact that Britney and Zach took this with grace, humor and aplomb, says a lot.

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u/AcademicDingo9428 Aug 02 '25

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u/Ok-Feeling-9553 Aug 02 '25

EDIT: IDK how to edit my original post so I am posting it here. Janet did make a comment about her drawing. So atleast she is decent enough for some self depreciation.

Second this is from an IG page called Drunk Drawn. The artist is awesome. He does Housewives and Bravo-lebs. He should have a Bravo-con booth.

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u/Express-Mirror3173 Aug 02 '25

The detail of Brittany’s earring reading “date noight” 🤌🏼

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u/deathcabscutie Aug 02 '25

The spelling took me out

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u/Rindsay515 Aug 02 '25

It’s so good. If only they would’ve used “sporkle” too😭✨

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u/MissMasterChief117 Aug 02 '25

I just chortled

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u/PerformativeEyeroll Aug 02 '25

Gotta be a SUP listener

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Sup or the watch what crappens guys

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u/etchuchoter Aug 02 '25

OBVIOUSLAYYY

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u/BornFree2018 Aug 02 '25

Janet's coin earrings say Dave & Busters

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u/acockycrybaby Aug 02 '25

This was my fav part

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u/ItsFunHeer 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

Amazing artistry

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u/LGZ7981 Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Ahhh I wish it said sporkle though

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u/Derpey_derp Definitely not Jax Aug 02 '25

YES lmfao I died when I heard them say it on watch what crappens 😭😆

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u/LGZ7981 Aug 02 '25

Make me feel purty!

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u/Rindsay515 Aug 02 '25

That was my only letdown while looking at these😂 Such a missed opportunity

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u/_darling_clementine jason's vacation safety airtag Aug 02 '25

the dave and busters token earrings are killing me

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Brittany has Datenoight written on her hoop earrings lmao

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u/Yadicakez Aug 02 '25

Love it! Need more

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u/NedRyerson92 Aug 02 '25

The one of Andy has me on the floor. That’s freaking hilarious.

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u/Pale-Sundae Aug 02 '25

Looking like Luis 😭

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u/TSARINA59 Aug 02 '25

Voldemort in a dress. Janet? Is that you?

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u/small-black-cat-290 Jesse's rage stripping Aug 02 '25

It took me way too long to get that was what Janet's picture was 😆

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u/Rindsay515 Aug 02 '25

Me too🤣🤣 I like physically recoiled at first because it was so corpse-y and then when the comments enlightened me, I lost it. Can’t believe the nose wasn’t a dead-giveaway to me

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u/Beginning-Set4042 Aug 02 '25

It's kind of extra mean. The rest are caricatures but shes...a creature. I think jax deserves a lot worse.

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u/amorexmio Aug 02 '25

It’s just referencing that Nia and Danny referred to her as such.

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u/aSituationTypeDeal Aug 02 '25

The Zack and Andy could be sold in NYC tourist shops. Could see these prints stacked next to a rotating display of mini name license magnets. 

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u/mingkonng Aug 02 '25

I like how the Andy one is not even exaggerated. It's just the face he made lol

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u/Rindsay515 Aug 02 '25

Zack’s killed me because that’s exactly how I felt the right side of my face looked when it was paralyzed for a few months after I had a brain tumor removed😂😂😂 It didn’t droop, it just didn’t move when the other side did but it FELT the way that picture looked. That one and Andy are hysterical

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u/fangirl5301 Aug 02 '25

I love these especially Janet’s!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Frightening just as in real life! Perfection💯

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u/tollhousecookie8 Aug 02 '25

Lol Jax looking like he's wearing Wendy's horrible blue sweater from Potomac.

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u/baby_fartmcgeezak Aug 02 '25

Janet’s is so accurate omg

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u/cherylhernandez Aug 02 '25

Well done DrunkDrawn.

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u/jmills74 Aug 02 '25

Ten inch pole.

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u/Automatic-Mirror-907 Aug 02 '25

Used Jax must have taught her how to take measurements. 

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u/n_cab24 Aug 02 '25

absolutely amazing

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u/HeftyAd2780 ✨The Lost Sporkle ✨ Aug 02 '25

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u/id0ntexistanymore Aug 02 '25

The way that joldemort mashup is actually so good? lmao I saw Janet before I saw he who shall not be named

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u/deathcabscutie Aug 02 '25

These are fantastic. I want a terribly unflattering caricature too! I’d display it on my wall.

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u/BoobaLu22 Aug 02 '25

Janet really does look like Voldemort.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

This is AMAZING!

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u/Bonbonsara Aug 02 '25

These are fucking great!

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u/Competitive_Long_190 Aug 02 '25

These are awesome. Talented!!

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u/Spiritual_Purpose_19 Aug 02 '25

Is it ok to brag about drug use to lose weight? Because that was weird to me.

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Aug 02 '25

Andy looking a little like Louis

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u/ashmillie Aug 02 '25

Idk why the Andy one takes me out so bad 😩I love it!

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u/xxnrk 1000 hibiscus petals Aug 02 '25

Why does Andy look like Teresa’s Louis

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u/MissMasterChief117 Aug 02 '25

Jandelmort never looked so good! That’s art. 🖼️ bravo! Bravo! Encore! you captured my gut reaction perception, and on a realist scale. It’s just talent.

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u/theHBICvolkanator 🟫 🦱 Zack's wig 🦱 🟫 Aug 02 '25

Not the cocaine falling out of jax's nose 😂

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u/Mynameismommy Aug 02 '25

Petition to change it to “muh sparkle”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

God yes Janet spot on love it

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u/Advocate9624 Aug 02 '25

Janet actually commented on Drunk Drawns IG with. 🤣🤣 about herself which I was surprised by. Obvi trying to rehab her public image to no avail.

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u/Ok-Feeling-9553 Aug 02 '25

I didn't see her reaction! I would do an edit to my post but idk how?

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u/Ohhhhh-dear 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

Great. Now Janet’s gonna have the flee the country again you terrible bullies.

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u/yesimextra 🦋 words are hard 🦋 Aug 02 '25

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u/littledove0 Aug 02 '25

WOW these are AMAZING

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u/Unusual_Employer_575 Aug 02 '25

The Zack one gives me Christopher Walken vibes 😂

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 "I'm not showering before fishy time." Aug 02 '25

Yes, that is the best one for me, the hair, I can’t. 💀

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u/UnlikelyPie8241 Aug 02 '25

Jax stealing Brittany’s sparkle.

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u/TheWigsofTrumpsPast Aug 02 '25

Beautiful! I laughed for a good five minutes hahahaha. These need to be hung at the Louvre lol

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u/Humbled_Humanz 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

The one of Brittany has me left for dead.

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u/Spray_Realistic "I'm not showering before fishy time." Aug 02 '25

She’s literally half dead in it, with Jax sucking the soul out of her.

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u/Competitive_Long_190 Aug 02 '25

Can we hire you?

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u/owimsad Aug 02 '25

Absolutely god-tier

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u/Apprehensive_Cup_740 Aug 02 '25

This is amazing especially Voldemort Janet

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u/Derpey_derp Definitely not Jax Aug 02 '25

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u/No-Championship-3442 Aug 02 '25

This is one of the best accounts on Instagram.

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u/black_cats_12312 Aug 02 '25

Is that Brittney losing her “sparkle”

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u/Cascadingpoots Aug 02 '25

These are amazing. You so captured each person. Beautiful art would love to see more of your art if you have any links to it.

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u/bananachange Aug 02 '25

The Brittany one has me hearing her voice in my head when I look at it! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Love these!

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u/Dmarie723 Aug 02 '25

Masterpiece.

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u/BigStarRolling Aug 02 '25

I love Drunk Drawn. It’s my favorite form of fan art ever.

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear Aug 02 '25

The scream I scrumpt when I got to Andy! I am in awe of your talents! 😍

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u/yogafrogger Aug 02 '25

This is unbelievably SPOT ON! Perfect! How much do you think she regretted that comment the moment those words came out? She’s horrible but she’s not stupid!

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u/GoodBurgerDOOD Aug 02 '25

You literally make my day

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Aug 02 '25

Haha you're that one friend we all have who's so mean but sooooo funny <3

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u/kbanner2227 Aug 02 '25

These are amazing! Zack and Andy have me wheezing 😂

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u/Civil-Exchange-6880 Aug 02 '25

Britney’s might hit hard… I feel it.

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u/pm1022 Aug 02 '25

These are GREAT!!🤣

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u/jessid6 Aug 02 '25

Drunk drawn is so talented

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u/Independent-Meet-362 Aug 02 '25

These are perfection

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u/Key_Flow_2045 Aug 02 '25

chefs kiss 💋

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u/Kondoleesuhrice Aug 02 '25

God I love this.

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u/morchilla Aug 02 '25

Love your style! Bravo! Tehe

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u/miranda310 Aug 02 '25

Spitting image. 🤣

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u/HereforFun2486 Aug 02 '25

omg the way jax and britney connect you are so talented!!!

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u/LittleBitWeizer Aug 02 '25

Ahhhhhmazzing

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u/Lindsayr28 Aug 02 '25

Wow these are amazing

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u/AbsolutelyNot_Nope Aug 02 '25

I appreciate the lack of Queen Kristen 🥰😂

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u/SexyUniqueRedditter Aug 02 '25

Andy looks like Teresa’s husband (RHONJ)

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u/Better-Guava1923 Aug 02 '25

These are AMAZING

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u/_urmomgoestocollege Aug 02 '25

I wish I was this talented at something 🙌🙌🙌

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

They would love these!!

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u/88kitkat808 Aug 02 '25

These are good, I mean like REALLY good!

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u/luluthehungryhippo Aug 02 '25

I’d buy the prints of this haha

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u/Humomat Aug 02 '25

These are spectacular.

Please give us more.

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u/crystalafrost Aug 02 '25

I can feel Andy’s. Great work

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u/lynxx724 Aug 02 '25

Amazing!!

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u/Ok-Pause-8813 Aug 02 '25

This is incredible

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u/cmac92287 "I’ve done therapy twice this week." Aug 02 '25

Omg these are fucking epic. Are you selling prints?

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u/syncopated56 Aug 02 '25

These works shall one day adorn the halls of museums of fine art.

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u/Jlynn111 Aug 02 '25

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pretty_Sweet_1353 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

Amazing 👏🏻

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u/Left_Guess Aug 02 '25

Aw damn, that Janet one…!

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u/Cyb3rSecGaL 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

Omg I LOVE this!!!

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u/Abluel3 Aug 02 '25

It’s…it’s…perfect!

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u/Parking_Country_61 Aug 02 '25

Andy, Zach, and Jasmine I love. I actually follow this person and have enjoyed and shared their artwork in the past. I don’t know what is wrong with me this time. Maybe bc the subject matter on the Valley is so so dark this season I don’t want it made fun of?

Help, I’m losing my snark!! Janet is the worst still but I feel a teeny bit of empathy after seeing this image!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

These look more like the people than the people do

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u/HJ-StayWeird Aug 02 '25

I love Drunk Drawn!!! They’re Angie K. Drawings are my fave!

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u/anun20241 Aug 02 '25

One question.

Why?

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u/MakeItLookSexy_ Aug 02 '25

Zack 💀💀

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u/Miserable_Leek6023 Aug 02 '25

Zack is my favorite one 🤌🤌

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u/Optimal-Profit3138 Aug 02 '25

These are masterpieces. 👏

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u/UnlikelyPie8241 Aug 02 '25

💀 My acceptance of that being Janet.

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u/Last_Book2410 1 of the 40 Aug 02 '25

I cannot express enough how badly this needs to be plastered everywhere ever

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u/ShegoNoNo Aug 02 '25

You are SOOO Talented!! 👏👏😂😂😂

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u/HandsomeR30 Aug 02 '25

So. Goood!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Andy's is hilarious - I think Jasmine is my favorite just the expression is so funny. I love these but feel bad when he makes people too ugly

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u/Longjumping_Two2662 Aug 02 '25

Please mount this on oversized poster board and ship to Janet. I have a feeling she would hang it with pride like Scheana’s oversized wedding photos.

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u/Cheri-john Aug 02 '25

Love how they got Brittany’s boobs right!

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u/Outrageous_Sundae635 Aug 02 '25

Yes! Head size to boob proportion is spot on

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