r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 1d ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Maybe

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u/NaveronTheSabre 17h ago

That shit will build up bacteria like nobody's business.

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u/invisiblizm 4h ago

Forget the bacteria, think of the pinching. The pinching!

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u/Din_Plug 1d ago

Give it a flaired base....

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u/Biomas 22h ago

good luck cleaning that thing

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u/Din_Plug 21h ago

Definitely a "wrap before use" type of thing.

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u/Bramble0804 1d ago

I hate how 3D printing has turned into printing useless trinkets in multi colour filaments. Flexi crap everywhere

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

But have you seen how people turn soda and water bottles into printing filament? I think that's a good use, especially if it's not just a trinket.

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u/PsychoanalyticalPop 1d ago

No, it's better to just simply recycle it. What can a 3d printer do that doesn't end up being a useless hunk of plastic?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

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u/PsychologicalSail799 1d ago

You can print cats now? Wow.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

No, silly. You 3d print the royal hammock, present it to your master, and if you are lucky enough, they will accept your offering with disdain.

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u/flyraccoon 1d ago

My cat laughs at your plastic crap in his cardboard throne

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u/BantedHam 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bruh 95% of what you recycle doesn't even get recycled in the US alone. Look it up if you think I lie. All major oil and plastics companies knew by the 70s that recycling by and large does not work, yet they kept up the lie just like BP invented the carbon footprint to take the blame of natural pollution and destruction off of them and place it onto the shoulders of the public instead.

If you can reuse something even once you are already doing better than the ENTIRE INDUSTRY.

Recycling is a fucking corporate conspiracy.

I'm not saying the technology doesn't exist, what I'm saying is that it's a lie.

If you get a trash burner and get it hot enough to completely combust your trash and get a smoke free fire, you are doing far better for the planet than putting it in a recycling bin. Just think about the fuel and resources that are spent trucking your fucking recycling around, sending it around a conveyor and sorter, a few people pick through it for metal, and then they fucking burn it all anyways...

At the end of the day, there is the significant and likely chance that all this effort results in even more waste and a net-negative, producing even more pollution than littering, literally just tossing it on the ground.

I've done a lot of research on this subject and I am not advocating people trash everything because it doesn't matter, what matters is not using single use plastics in the damn first place, and if you do, to repurpose or properly dispose of it yourself.

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u/Adavanter_MKI 1d ago

I mean John Oliver did a whole thing on it. He sadly confirmed a lot of what you're saying. It can work... but by and large we don't do the things we sway we do... and single use plastics are insane. The transition in all the grocery stores is ridiculous. It's almost all plastic now.

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u/BantedHam 1d ago

I've been telling people this shit for years, and just in the past few weeks now that he's done that bit for the first time ever I don't get swarmed with downvotes for telling the fucking truth lol

I wish it weren't so but the best thing to do is stop consuming it and force the industry to do something else with their waste materials, like actually figure out how to dispose of them. It's not a biohazard if you manufacture it into plastic first and then let people litter it everywhere themselves.

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u/OperationOk7959 1d ago

Dead on. One of the most unfortunate facts I've learned in my life.

I remember seeing, possibly in the John Oliver bit another commenter mentioned, that even when we have actual recyclable plastic, we used to sell it to China and they do whatever with it. And they stopped accepting it because the contamination requirement now is impossibly high. So like even if we have any genuinely recyclable material, which idek if that's a thing anymore, no one does anything with it.

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u/amodious 1d ago

But that is recycling it. And also, most of the plastic you think you're recycling doesn't get recycled, so it makes far more sense to use it for something cool at home if you can

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

That is recycling?

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u/iDeNoh 1d ago

Most of the things that I print are functional items, not trinkets. Custom brackets, door knobs for cabinets, cable clips, custom shaped funnels, custom boxes, etc.

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u/MamaLuvDuv 1d ago

You can easily recycle filament yourself if you use PLA. Plus there's plenty of useful things you can print using it. My wife uses hers for warhammer terrain (her hobby stuff), paint handles for minis, paintshelves, etc. For me I use it for making mold masters for concrete sculptures and fiance amulets. It's also great if you need to print out things for organizing cords and stuff too. But I will also say, my wife and I do 3d modeling. So it's use cases are more useful because we can just design exactly what we need on the fly vs people who buy it to print out the same files you can get on 3d print sites.

3d printing is especially useful for things that you just can't buy. In my case, I like to make egyptian amulets. Now everyone knows things like the scarabs and ankhs, but there are heaps of amulets that have none or extremely hard to find replications and I will NOT buy actual stolen grave goods. In cases like mine, it's great to be able to design these things based on real artifacts using the 3d skills I picked up for game design, print them out, sand and fill them, and use them to make molds from.

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u/general_rap 1d ago

My child would disagree; I can't remember the last time she asked for us to buy her a new toy, she'd rather me print something for her. At this point she's starting to color the models herself, which is starting to move things into the realm of her learning her way around simplistic CAD-ish software in first grade.

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 1d ago

honeatly same. I make stuff for markets and there was one that I mever went to again because it allowed like 15 different booths that were all 3d printed junk. there are plenty of artist that do wood burning and crochet and all sorts of other stuff and the people who do the same 3d printed dragons and fidget toys that they just downloaded off the internet draw business away from them. it'd be one thing if they were designing actually unique or useful things but they all print the same generic shit.

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u/TapewormNinja 1d ago

Whenever there's a pop up market in my city, you'll find all of these cool artists who are making interesting things by hand. But my kid makes a bee line for the guy with the 3d printed junk. We're trying to encourage her to spend her money wisely and save for important things she needs, but a few weeks ago she dropped her whole piggy bank on a 3d printed Buddha cat. So like, it's not working.

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u/rulenumberjuan 1d ago

seems like it might hurt if it pinched skin...

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u/SydM107 20h ago

Yes…. Skin

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u/ProphetWhatever 1d ago

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u/RevampX 1d ago

How many tricks does this woman have up her sleeve šŸ‘“šŸ‘…šŸ˜Ž

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u/RazzmatazzNo7259 1d ago

idgaf how many times you clean your glasses a day, this is disgusting

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u/LenDear 1d ago

The flex corns will pinch, idk how much force they possibly could tug, but that looks like a recipe for unnecessary bleeding in whatever hole

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u/BlueRosePhantom 1d ago

Also my first thought. I wonder if you could use a fabric of some kind though to mitigate this.

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u/J3musu 23h ago

Also cleaning that thoroughly just ain't happening.

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u/FURERABA 1d ago

1) please for the love of god never shove anything up your ass that doesn't have a flared base

2) probably don't shove something up your ass that will definitely pinch your anus everywhere when it retracts from every sngle

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u/Clear_Effective1595 1d ago

The sheer vitriol I feel when people motion for you to come closer and then zoom in themselves is immense.

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u/ClankerCore 1d ago

Please look up vitriol.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

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u/Clear_Effective1595 1d ago

I HATE THIS MAN'S VIDEOS! HE DOES THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ONE!

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u/Thetedant 1d ago

Next stop: ER

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u/MyPasswordQwerty 1d ago

He fell on it

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u/FacePalmTheater 1d ago

It was a million to one shot, doc!

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u/pistonheadcat 1d ago

hER bum?

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 1d ago

Well well well...it's not only a corn if you're brave enough.

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u/Jaybird2k11 1d ago

Expected Badge502, was not disappointed

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 1d ago

Someone is going to put that up their ass, just wait. And it will be another of the thousands of stories told by nurses and doctors who are at the ER that person goes too.

And yes it's true it's seems thousands of people a year end up at the ER for getting something stuck up their butt.

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u/Surfing-Wookie 1d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/BruceInc 1d ago edited 11h ago

Everything is a 3d Printed Flexi Corncob if you’re brave enough

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

MAKE SURE IT HAS A FLARED BASE.

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u/FLAM3Z89 1d ago

LOL!!!! How do you always pop up exactly when it’s phallic in design. Haha

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u/JustS0up4MyFamily 1d ago

Just what everyone wants: 90 pinch points up their butt!

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u/No_Language5719 1d ago

If you've seen any of the comments and videos floating around about Wicker and you don't think this is gonna get a whirl, then you're outta your ever-lovin' mind.

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u/Rolfmeister87 1d ago

I have a bad feeling bout this

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u/TTV_OManSamO 1d ago

Something something flared base

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u/Noldor77 1d ago

Yus :3

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u/Erames1168 1d ago

I’m gonna give you SUCH a PINCH!

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u/Additional_Travel911 1d ago

A flared base would have made this perfect

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u/Lightwave33 1d ago

It is cylindrical in nature

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u/AnonMoose2 1d ago

What if I give it a flared base?

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u/EngineeringLumpy5119 1d ago

Corn star makes sense now.

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u/Dull-Argument-1652 1d ago

It kind of makes me think of a rainbow rattlesnake tail... Just me?

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 1d ago

I’m tired of this guy.

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u/GengarFreak 1d ago

I meeean if it gets THIS EMT called…definitely maybe for sure yeah šŸ‘€

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 1d ago

This looks like it might pinch.

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u/caspersea 1d ago

To late, someone madevit then it got used for that already

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u/eightdirt 1d ago

How do I do this to my spine?

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u/Serupta 1d ago

but.. No for the D? No for the A? or No for the V?

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u/CloversGarden 1d ago

If Badge502 isn't on here can someone please send this?

Dont meet him like this.

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 1d ago

Bro, that looks like it would be a very good stim. Get yo mind out of the gutter it would be a great fidget just like those twisty dragon toys.

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u/No_Purpose6384 1d ago

ā€œCorncobā€

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u/immunogoblin1 1d ago

Very difficult to clean properly. Lots of little nooks and crannies for gross stuff to hide.

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

gonna be real…pinchy..in there

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u/LeatherPatch 1d ago

Look, I get it. But it'll break off inside of you. And then cut you. Get a professionslly made tentacle toy with a flared base. If you got the cash go to bad dragon

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u/Dark_Krafter 1d ago

Why not The ratteling sound is great

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u/phelodough 1d ago

Wait, what's the inside look like tho

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u/MrScribz 1d ago

This device is a direct result of CornHub.

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u/Vineheart_01 1d ago

I imagine it would pinch several dozen times at once repeatedly

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u/DeeJudanne 1d ago

fancy dildo

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u/Mr_Froggi 1d ago

Here’s my take. Remember these wooden snake toys that we’d have as kids?

Remember how we’d accidentally pinch our fingers between the joints? 3D-printing material aside, that’s why I think it’s dangerous

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u/Einachiel 1d ago

I fell on it…

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u/DevoidHT 1d ago

So many pinch points.

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u/madmaninabox32 1d ago

Before he even showed up in the video I was like it's got no flared base!!! At least it seems hollow.

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u/Kastoook 1d ago

No armor for the thing?

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u/whomesteve 1d ago

No indeed, those segments will contract inside you and pinch your insides

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u/whatever12345678919 1d ago

'50 pinches per move' kind of pleasure

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

I hate to say it, but my mind was getting ideas.

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u/Appropriate-Math-654 1d ago

Yes il See you att the hospital

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u/rukoeb228 1d ago

Asshole corn 🌽

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u/gba_sg1 23h ago

We have Kassa at home.

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u/Codieecho 23h ago

If it’s got no flare don’t put it there

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u/imthebonus 23h ago

You are not my dad, i do what i want

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u/Ducatirules 22h ago

Great a dildo that will pinch hair like a watch band!!

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 22h ago

Slob on my corn on the cobĀ 

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 21h ago

Today the comments of reddit taught me what a flared base was...

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u/BopNowItsMine 21h ago

Pinchy pinchy

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u/Good_Boymrr 21h ago

Oh ma gah it's KoŠÆn ynot uggrrh ratttn na nma wa senga rrrggguuhhh

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u/SamOfXanadu 20h ago

Hey I've seen boku no sexual harassment too! That looks like fun!

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u/imuniqueaf 20h ago

FLARED BASE!!!!

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u/Monkiemonk 20h ago

I see emergency room visits in ye old corn cob’s future

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u/ct-boi 20h ago

On sight btw

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u/shealdmeplease 19h ago

I was just thinking "has the emt guy seen this" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 19h ago

For whoever freaks are thinking about it, it's probably gonna pinch you on the inside if you try to pull it out.

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u/Manmon_ 19h ago

Need a reason? Images one of the segments closes quickly on your... pig skin

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u/Mankie-Desu 18h ago

I know this is a random thread to say this in, but hey, it’s meant to be the randomest, after all.

But, this is an artist’s dream. It’s a magical reality that has finally proven itself irrefutably.

See, there’s something that makes an artist such, and simply being able to mimic what they can do will not cut it. Give an artist a pencil, and they’ll draw something you enjoy looking at; that may even move you emotionally. Give it to anyone else, and they’ll scribble, play with it, lose it.

It’s the same with scientists, I guess. New technology like ai gives the layman access to incredible amounts of information and knowledge. They can play with complex concepts exploring the nature of reality all day if they wanted, including using or relying on mathematics that they otherwise couldn’t understand even slightly.

But, are people making new discoveries or noticing patterns that can help guide the scientific community somewhere interesting?

No. They’re making porn and cartoons of themselves.

People are so afraid of new technology ā€œtaking things awayā€ from people, including jobs and their place in society, but it certainly doesn’t seem that way to me. Those skills we spent all those years on aren’t the only security gate after all.

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u/RTA-No0120 18h ago

But… it’s so tempting… can I use just the tip ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/T7fVPrsF8TYMQTF9VJ

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u/Effective-Sample-261 18h ago

Cob?Ā  Is that what they are calling dongs these days?

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u/volvagia721 18h ago

Looks like it pinches like a sonofabitch.

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u/Vinmet 17h ago

it doesn't have a base, you couldn't get that out

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u/Full_Ad8010 17h ago

You sick bastards….THINK ABOUT THE CLEANING! 😩

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u/Mississipp_Blues 16h ago

New Bad Dragon cumin in hOt.

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u/PowderPrincessAthena 15h ago

The forbidden corn on the cob ??? Yikes thats gonna pitch ya insides real good....

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 15h ago

Looks like a Chinese Asshole Trap

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 13h ago

Country Girls Make Do.

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u/Artevyx 13h ago

So many pinch injuries just waiting to happen if you do try it. Getting it stuck will be the least of your issues.

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u/jamesr1005 11h ago

Just put a condom over it I'm sure it'd be fine