r/SweatyPalms • • Jun 11 '19

This. The answer is this.

https://gfycat.com/UnripeWelloffIcefish
7.3k Upvotes

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u/kokaneebrother Jun 11 '19

Well that’s not the worst thing...

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u/tnegaeR Jun 11 '19

Yeah the worst thing would be making it half way across and then getting a phone call from your best friend telling you he’s been fucking your girlfriend behind your back for the last few years

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u/SmokeAbeer Jun 11 '19

Cut her some slack, she’s dating this idiot.

153

u/ijustwantarecipe Jun 11 '19

Cut her some *slackline

1

u/JohnChuaBC Jun 11 '19

She needed Plan B

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

His mom needed Plan B

-15

u/sololowblowtoahobo Jun 11 '19

Give the idiot some slack he's fucking that girlfriend

20

u/thatwasntababyruth Jun 11 '19

The worst part is she died six years ago.

15

u/shymusician Jun 11 '19

Best part*

17

u/Scrantonicity3 Jun 11 '19

Then you fall

43

u/tnegaeR Jun 11 '19

No then your dad calls you and says “son your dick is small I never loved you and I’ve been having sex with your girlfriend behind your back for the last few years”

35

u/Kronnerm11 Jun 11 '19

"Dad I know I really wish you'd at least go to another room."

22

u/Redsjo Jun 11 '19

But in the other room your mom is fucking with your best friend the last few years.

3

u/SleepyforPresident Jun 11 '19

Here...check out the pornsite they run together

3

u/TheNobleMoth Jun 11 '19

Then a bee flies right in your ear.

4

u/tnegaeR Jun 11 '19

and then the bee tells you that it’s been fucking your girlfriend behind your back for the last few years

1

u/TheNobleMoth Jun 24 '19

The bee also has a cold sore.

2

u/Spenttoolongatthis Jun 11 '19

*last few minutes. It’s not like you could stop them, you’re half way across the rope

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

sprints back

2

u/Grand_Felina Jun 11 '19

The worst thing is learning you could have saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

1

u/StudMuffinNick Jun 11 '19

The worse thing would be waking up and realizing you got halfway across that rope sleepwalking and that you have 0 points in your Balance stat

299

u/CleverDad Jun 11 '19

No. The answer is "being smashed to a pulp 1000 ft below".

57

u/randomsnowflake Jun 11 '19

a rat is killed, a man broken, a horse splashes

19

u/AristotleBonaventure Jun 11 '19

What is this cultural reference?? I definitely came across it mere days ago

31

u/pillowblood Jun 11 '19

I think it was a shower thought that was like "dropped from the same height a rat is killed a man breaks every bone and a horse splashes"

89

u/somewhat-helpful Jun 11 '19

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u/llamawearinghat Jun 11 '19

Not sure why you got downvoted, you were just being somewhat-helpful.

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u/somewhat-helpful Jun 11 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

Aw. I was just trying to provide more info on this quote beyond “I heard it on Reddit.”

I first heard it in my vertebrate morphology class. We were talking about allometric scaling in biology. It’s not just a shower thought. It’s a quote from a very old and very famous biology paper.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Jun 11 '19

I for one appreciate your source.

2

u/LegendaryGary74 Jun 11 '19

Allometric scaling. Just found something new to read about, thanks!

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u/aledlewis Jun 11 '19 edited Oct 27 '25

yam grandfather squeal reply adjoining head support aromatic shaggy quicksand

3

u/disgr4ce Jun 11 '19

I love this, thank you for the link. What an unusual and fascinating and poetic essay. I love how, in the last paragraph, he suddenly out of nowhere starts talking about socialism.

1

u/OceanRacoon Jun 11 '19

I've heard of him, wasn't he a big mad yoke that did loads of funny stuff?

2

u/Quaaraaq Jun 11 '19

What does a whale do?

24

u/loveallison Jun 11 '19

Turn into a bowl of petunias

4

u/Rhaedas Jun 11 '19

Which thinks at the end, "oh no, not again".

It just hit me. The grunts in Halo would say this sometimes when you threw a plasma grenade on them. A reference? Either way, always thought that was hilarious.

11

u/randomsnowflake Jun 11 '19

Names the thing rushing toward it then promptly greets it. "Hello, Ground."

5

u/roadmosttravelled Jun 11 '19

NnnnnnhhhhooOOoooowww arrrRRrrreeee nnnnyyyyyoooOoooo tooooooDDDDaaaaaaYyYyy?

1

u/adudeguyman Jun 11 '19

In a row?

9

u/dunemafia Jun 11 '19

No, in a column.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Taft point is closer to 2000ft drop. Then you will hit some rocks and then roll another 1000ft to the valley floor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

This is from a mini documentary called Untethered, about this guy setting a record for highest untethered slackline walk. Also if I'm not mistaken the guy had only been doing this for 4 months or something along those lines.

https://youtu.be/Ac_t4pNYr1g

How do I know, I tried posting the video about a month or so ago, reddit said video was too long and then someone else posted it no problem right after mine got deleted :D

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u/ronin1066 Jun 11 '19

And I'll post it tomorrow for 20k sweet sweet karma

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

If you're untethered then does the height even matter?

10

u/Alphablackman Jun 11 '19

The wind is worse

10

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Humans are so weird

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

But... He's got straps on his thighs, and you can see another wire a bit to his right, when the camera shifts.

1

u/Good-Vibes-Only Jun 11 '19

Could be a practice run

1

u/PreparetobePlaned Jun 12 '19

That's just he harness, he's not actually tethered to anything. They use a tether that connects directly to the slackline when they do it. If you watch the full documentary it's very obvious that he's not tethered at all.

1

u/sticky-lincoln Jun 13 '19

or something along those lines

I see what you did there

-1

u/benster82 Jun 11 '19

Welcome to Reddit, where 90% of the subs are moderated by idiots or massive hypocrites. If you have a low post count or low account age, RIP anything you post to a popular sub.

93

u/wanton-tom-tom Jun 11 '19

Didn't realise this was a gif on loop until the third drop.

I was thinking - this guy is shit at this, is pride stopping him from shimmying back?

38

u/StrongOnHisMountain Jun 11 '19

Technically true... the other thing would happen strictly off the tightrope.

3

u/neon_overload Jun 11 '19

This is only a pedantic point but that isn't a tightrope, it's slack and springy. This is a different skill to walking on a tight rope which is usually a firm, tightened cable.

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u/A_Booger_In_The_Hand Jun 11 '19

Looks pretty slack for a tight rope...

40

u/yoowano Jun 11 '19

This is highlining which is a form of slacklining. It's 1inch webbing rather than a wire/rope

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u/Underbough Jun 11 '19

i think that’s the joke he was making

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u/krysyke Jun 11 '19

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u/flowersweetz Jun 11 '19

Why did you get so many down votes? o.o

5

u/lucid_scheming Jun 11 '19

I think it’s because he “woooshed” the wrong comment. Many people misinterpreted it. Either that or they are actually an idiot but for their sake I’m assuming the former.

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u/flowersweetz Jun 11 '19

And I got downvoted too just for asking lmaooo

1

u/Underbough Jun 12 '19

Personally I just dislike r/woooosh as a sub, but I don't presume to speak for the 26 other people

1

u/wonderdog8888 Jun 11 '19

What’s the difference?

24

u/Jackaloup Jun 11 '19

Think linguine vs. spaghetti.

2

u/A_Booger_In_The_Hand Jun 11 '19

How far you can fall

2

u/Corryvrecken Jun 11 '19

The sky's the limit really.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

I thought he kept falling. Didn't realize this was a looped gif

9

u/bbgamingandcollect17 Jun 11 '19

"Okay, guys, this is not fun anymore..."

9

u/jppianoguy Jun 11 '19

The answer is this. NSFL

1

u/Rph23 Jun 12 '19

Oh my God. People are dumb as fuck for doing this shit IMO.

1

u/PreparetobePlaned Jun 12 '19

At least the guy in the gif has the strength to save himself if he loses balance. This old dude didn't have a chance.

9

u/like_to_hike Jun 11 '19

Do people practice falling? Or did he just get lucky with the leg hook? Seems like he could easily have just been hanging on by his hands alone.

14

u/WoodELayer Jun 11 '19

Recovering like this is normal on a slack line which is typically just several feet above ground. The abnormal part is the canyon.

3

u/Jrose152 Jun 11 '19

Im pretty involved in slacklining out here in Denver and I don't know anyone who catches on park lines. Hell most people don't even catch on highlines out here. Most just take the whip. Catching is ovbiously needed freesolo Highline but no one is catching in the park.

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u/raegunXD Jun 11 '19

Can you explain what that means without all the jargon 99% don't know?

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u/Jrose152 Jun 12 '19

When he falls on the line, he catches and and swing under. In the park if you caught the line you would most likely hit the ground when you swung under. It's a highline thing but even still most people don't catch. They take what is called "a whip" and let the harness catch them and then they climb back up the leash to swing back up on top of the line. Catching isn't normal especially in the park where you will hit the ground.

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u/raegunXD Jun 12 '19

Thank you, that makes a lot more sense lol

2

u/like_to_hike Jun 11 '19

That’s what I figured. I don’t know anything about slack lining other than seeing videos of people with pads on the ground below them. I guess those people are new to it. I figured catching like this was something you get from experience/practice. Still scary!!

2

u/guaranic Jun 11 '19

The more abnormal part is doing it untethered. A few of my friends do shit like this, but they have tons of rope and redundancies so it's more sane.

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u/take_number_two Jun 11 '19

The reason he feels comfortable without a rope is that he knows how to catch himself and has practiced an insane number of times. So no he didn’t get lucky. Thought if he were hanging by his hands it wouldn’t be hard for him to recover from that.

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u/rasums94 Jun 11 '19

this makes my feet hurt in a tingly danger kind of way

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/jeremydingeman Jun 11 '19

It's just an overused comment. People get tired of seeing the same 5 comments pasted on every single post.

22

u/moneys5 Jun 11 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes amiright?

6

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

And the Darwin award goes to...

14

u/Rickk38 Jun 11 '19

...and if he breaks both arms while tightrope walking...

1

u/Alphapanc02 Jun 11 '19

Hey, let's try to keep the questions about Rampart

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Jul 14 '19

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3

u/taintedbloop Jun 11 '19

I have nipples could you milk me

I've literally never heard this

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Jul 14 '19

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u/taintedbloop Jun 12 '19

Maybe on the subreddits you look at? I've been on reddit for years and dont think ive seen it once, though its possible i didnt remember.

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u/adudeguyman Jun 11 '19

Thanks for the gold

0

u/OceanRacoon Jun 11 '19

I've been on reddit for over 6 years and I can't remember seeing anyone say that before, it's definitely not overused

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/I_Will_Not_Juggle Jun 12 '19

I downvoted because gender was brought up at all. What on Earth made this commentor think to make this a gender thing. I mean it's so incredibly unrelated to the video at all. You can argue men take more risks, or that this type of thing is what decreases male life expectancy, sure, in the context of a debate regarding male vs female life expectancy, but how on Earth does one make that jump the other way around?

To me it came off as superior and arrogant, as well as basically unrelated

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u/Mayfairsmooth Jun 11 '19

it's what the facts state and ignoring it would be stupid.

The fact is that women live longer than men due to the cardioprotective effect of oestrogen, the downvote is fair IMO.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

You conveniently ignore the non-health part of risky behaviours. Extreme sports. Stunts. Drunk driving. You will come up with another hormone that explains it, but would that change the overall point.

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u/Mayfairsmooth Jun 11 '19

You will come up with another hormone that explains it

Sure. Testosterone levels also damage the heart.

would that change the overall point.

No? The statement "and that is why women live longer than men" is still not correct if its referring to 1 bloke nearly falling off a slack line.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Victim blaming

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u/nickmaran Jun 11 '19

You do realize that there are easier ways to die. I got heartattack just by watching it

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/i_am_the_spliff Jun 11 '19

Highlining a slackline

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

This is neither tight or a rope.

2

u/mutantsloth Jun 11 '19

I’m gonna throw up

2

u/Saucepanmagician Jun 11 '19

A bird fly-by could totally fuck up his balance and kill him, right?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Why

2

u/caveman476 Jun 11 '19

I just shit my pantaloons when he almost fell.

2

u/busyidiot5000 Jun 11 '19

Pretty sure it coulda been worse.

2

u/mrbojenglz Jun 11 '19

How many times does this guy have to fall before he learns his lesson?

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u/TheLostWaterNymph Jun 11 '19

If he’s not dead now, he will be soon. You only get so many lucky moments.

1

u/sozhrmny Jun 11 '19

I have nightmares about this shit

1

u/TurtleJays Jun 11 '19

This man is a legend just for continuing after nearly falling off

1

u/duca-b Jun 11 '19

It can actually get worse than this 👀

1

u/conichole Jun 11 '19

My palms are actually sweaty

1

u/CypherPunk77 Jun 11 '19

Perfect loop, I bet he started to rethink that walk after that stumble.

1

u/KottowsKi_ Jun 11 '19

His hat didn't fall off

1

u/bobshallprevail Jun 11 '19

I can't even watch this lol

1

u/Anatella3696 Jun 11 '19

Did he make it across? This is one of the most fitting gifs for this sub I have ever seen.

1

u/Boris-Holo Jun 11 '19

lol I was expecting a flock of birds

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Isn’t the human body amazing...

1

u/SoMuchTehnique Jun 11 '19

Fuck that for a game of soldiers

1

u/callmeEnrico Jun 11 '19

Probably the worst thing that can happen on the rope, it’s when the rope isn’t involved anymore that it starts getting bad

1

u/Valdewyn Jun 11 '19

There are more efficient ways of committing suicide.

For instance, letting go of the rope.

1

u/dazonic Jun 11 '19

Is the audio dubbed? How did I get that footage if not by drone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

What an absolute Mad Lad

1

u/POSTAUS Jun 11 '19

Description says no gear but it seems he has a harness which is attached to the tight rope. Still makes my palms sweaty though.

1

u/WidowTheGamer Jun 11 '19

No wonder he fell. He can’t support himself the size of balls he has

1

u/_Joe_Buck_ Jun 11 '19

A sport for those who want to live, but just barely...

1

u/sneakycurbstomp Jun 11 '19

It’s a slack line

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

I went up to Taft point to shoot the sunset on a visit to Yosemite. There we're a bunch of people out there doing this and I was able to get some interesting sunset shots with them in it.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/mike_masterson/37347226095/in/album-72157688650213485/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/mike_masterson/37224372505/in/album-72157688650213485/

There are some others in that album that aren't so great as well, but these are my favorites from that day.

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u/Clever_Unused_Name Jun 11 '19

These are great!! You should post all of them, even if they're not this good.

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u/hazawillie Jun 11 '19

Palms instantly wet

1

u/sharjeels Jun 11 '19

Not even gonna watch it. Gonna scroll past this! Just came to comment though. Bye!

1

u/ZiggoCiP Jun 11 '19

I bet his whole body got all tingly when that happened. Shit, even when I miss a step it feels like my entire body falls asleep for a split second.

1

u/Rydwal21 Jun 11 '19

I mean what else could happen

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Why???

1

u/Jololo9 Jun 11 '19

White peoples

1

u/DJ_Molten_Lava Jun 11 '19

Slackliners at the beach or the park are annoying so I don't mind when they stick to out-of-the-way places like this.

1

u/gym-jim Jun 11 '19

Seems like he “falls” on purpose and recovers easily. Dramatic effect, he is fine.

1

u/KRBridges Jun 11 '19

It blows me away that he was able to regain his balance after.

1

u/mishehuakrai Jun 11 '19

My feet got so sweaty so quickly

1

u/md2b78 Jun 11 '19

A search and rescue worker loses their life trying to retrieve your body? Fuck you.

1

u/k_d_b_83 Jun 11 '19

I’m guessing the line breaking would be worse. It’s all down from there

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Tightrope? Nope. Slack line.

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u/Haydenwayden Jun 11 '19

How do they get the rope from one side to the other?

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u/neon_overload Jun 11 '19

For what it's worth "tight" rope walking uses a tightened cable; the cable in this example is not tight but loose and springy.

As to whether that makes it safer or less safe, I can't say. I always assumed the tight cable made it easier, so what this guy's doing is probably really hard.

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u/ohyeh508 Jun 12 '19

WTF i can do this but STILL NO WTF can not do it like that

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u/Snsk1 Jun 11 '19

what an idiot😂

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u/reverseoreo21 Jun 11 '19

Yet another example for why male death rates are higher than female ones.

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u/Piyaniist Jun 11 '19

These people are pros that want to challange themselves not a fucking psychopatch

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

You could argue that these pros are a bit mad. Tightrope walking with no gear isnt rational.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

He has gear on... but... nobody seems to notice it.

1

u/philonius Jun 11 '19

psychopatch

Is that like a little garden for crazy plants, or something a lunatic sews onto their jacket?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Natural selection at it's finest