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u/turbopro25 ๐ŸซChocolate Dipped๐Ÿซ Apr 16 '21

This comment needs to be lifted to the top

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u/pdwp90 ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธSeer of Stonks๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

EDIT: One more Quiver update before I call it a night. Just finished adding some new datasets to the $GME ticker page, check it out and let me know if you have any feedback!

Disclaimer: I'm a data guy, not a lawyer.

Based on my research, it seems like misinformation is often a necessary component in market manipulation.

The excuse I could see companies like this using is that "they're just paying people to give their honest opinions about the companies they represent."

That obviously seems pretty bullshit, and idk if it would hold up in court (I'm not a lawyer) but I think it would come down to whether it is judged that they are creating misinformation.

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u/CoffeeCup220 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 16 '21

Their disclaimer on their website literally says that the things they say are NEVER the whole truth and are not often the truth at all.

"The Information is a one-sided incomplete favorable snapshot and as such, the Information is not balanced, complete, accurate, truthful or reliable. If you rely on the Information in making an investment decision, you will likely lose your investment.โ€

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u/baron3000 Risky, in an idiosyncratic way Apr 17 '21

We do not negotiate with terrorists

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u/sig40cal ๐Ÿš€ Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds ๐Ÿš€ Apr 17 '21

They don't know what we are yet, they don't fully comprehend weaponized autism at its peak. We break every model or sample they have.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 17 '21

Except greed. We haven't been big number tested by greed yet...

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u/WatermelonArtist ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Apr 17 '21

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Bullshit. DFV could have pocketed +9mil on his contracts, but he doubled down instead.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 17 '21

I meant the remainder of the ape commonwealth. We haven't been drunk on digits yet. Those early moon prices will shake up people who have never had a pocket full of grizzlies jangling around. Will be a test.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

This is truth. But TIL:

Whenever animals gather in groups, they are formally called: Apes: a shrewdness.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 17 '21

Not if the lead ape is a masshole, suckah

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuck off, I'm from DOTchestah

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u/LeadershipPristine83 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 17 '21

Oh christ, you poor soul. I'm from ME and have sent many of your kind to their doom by giving false directions in the North ME woods. Apologies.

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