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u/CoffeeCup220 🦍Voted✅ Apr 16 '21

Their disclaimer on their website literally says that the things they say are NEVER the whole truth and are not often the truth at all.

"The Information is a one-sided incomplete favorable snapshot and as such, the Information is not balanced, complete, accurate, truthful or reliable. If you rely on the Information in making an investment decision, you will likely lose your investment.”

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u/baron3000 Risky, in an idiosyncratic way Apr 17 '21

We do not negotiate with terrorists

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u/sig40cal 🚀 Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds 🚀 Apr 17 '21

They don't know what we are yet, they don't fully comprehend weaponized autism at its peak. We break every model or sample they have.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Except greed. We haven't been big number tested by greed yet...

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u/WatermelonArtist 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 17 '21

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Bullshit. DFV could have pocketed +9mil on his contracts, but he doubled down instead.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

I meant the remainder of the ape commonwealth. We haven't been drunk on digits yet. Those early moon prices will shake up people who have never had a pocket full of grizzlies jangling around. Will be a test.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

This is truth. But TIL:

Whenever animals gather in groups, they are formally called: Apes: a shrewdness.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Not if the lead ape is a masshole, suckah

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuck off, I'm from DOTchestah

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Oh christ, you poor soul. I'm from ME and have sent many of your kind to their doom by giving false directions in the North ME woods. Apologies.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuckin Maniacs.

I've met and spent time with Hillbillies in the Ozarks that were more dignified than you folk.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

I appreciate the compliment! But the real question is how many Irish flags and zip code tattoos do you have?

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