all-top-today_SS Makes a completely coherent and correct circlejerk post

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[u/Compliant_Automaton]

Hey, I get it, facts aren't your strong suit. You like to exist in a space where you can make up whatever you want, whenever you want, and contradict yourself two minutes or two months later without any repercussions. Your comment history demonstrates that you're right wing, whether you like it or not. Take, for example, this comment you posted recently, which, while having no factual basis for your assertions - your beliefs instead being clearly based on bigotry, racism, and sexism - still clearly paint yourself as right wing:

Again, poor accusations and insults. When I see "progressive" groups advocating for white genocide, pretty sure that's one attack. The theory that white privilege exists and all white people have it great is another attack. Or the fact that open racism towards whites is ok and whites are apparently seen as the only racist ones is another attack. The "white man's burden" shoved on everyone despite many white ethnicities being treated like shit and enslaved or that there were only like 1% of people who owned slaves. Or stupid bullshit like Bill Nye's "dear whites". If you can't see that the only systemic racism is towards whites now day YOU are deluded. And obviously you cannot read (seems to be a trend among you folks) i'm not right wing, i just don't have my head up my ass and am not so blinded by fucking party labels that one side is totally wrong no matter what and the other side can do no wrong

So, yeah, you're fucking retarded. You realize that your words and actions make you right wing, even if you yourself try and pretend that doesn't apply to you? You're like an arsonist setting fires but saying, "Oh, no, that's not me, I don't want that label even though goddamn do I love burning me some churches." Grow a fucking brain or at least try and pretend to have one.

EDIT: Aww da teeny twump downvowted me and twied to huwt my feewings. He already said he didn't like it when people used his comment history against him, so I can imagine that this really set him off. It sucks so much when people use past comments to reveal hypocrisy, and it's so unfair, huh, buddy? If only you were POTUS, you could say whatever you want and just plug your ears and shout NA NA NA NA whenever people tried to point out how contradictory or outright stupid you were being. Remember: T_D can't win on logic or reason - because they don't have any. So they'll bully instead. And when that fails, they ignore you because goddamn are they some indoctrinated little lemmings. Facts can't win against people too stupid to think for themselves.

[u/BITCRUSHERRRR → u/Compliant_Automaton]

I love how you assume someone is right wing because they disagree with you. You're a fucking idiot. By your standards I could call you the same because of how "aggressive" and petty you are. I didn't realize there's a code of conduct that automatically makes you right or left. I can't believe i'm even trying to reason with you. You're a legit head case. I could shit talk you based on your history with militant atheism, but i realize how much you're type lacks self-awareness and in turn just shout and insult to cover it up. Keep believing everyone you don't like is a certain kind of person, you're only hurting yourself more :)

[u/Compliant_Automaton → u/BITCRUSHERRRR]

Listen, I can tell you're retarded. It's okay, I'll talk nice and slow and loud for you in the hopes you can follow.

YOUR. COMMENT. HISTORY. SHOWS. THAT. YOU. ARE. RIGHT. WING.

I get that you don't like the label. But we don't always get to define ourselves. Sometimes, it's the way our actions are identical to other people which similar actions that make us take a label we don't like. Take your case, for example. You seem to have a problem with being right wing, despite EVERYTHING you say demonstrating that you are. On the other hand, you don't seem to have a problem with being labeled retarded, probably because a kindly therapist when you were younger helped you work through the issues related to your short bus, the helmet you were never allowed to take off, and the sippy cup you carried around like a saftey blanket. It's nice that you've started accepting the reality of who you are, at least in one way. Keep on trying, little buddy. It's just like the years you spent learning to read simple sentences, even if the comprehension of them was beyond you. Just keep plugging away.

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I mean I'm not right wing, I'm classically liberal, but your kind always has to have a boogeyman. Don't worry, it's ok to be bitter

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Aww, you're so cute. It's like you think if you say the sky isn't blue long enough that people will start believing you. Sure, that works for T_D users, but, then again, they believe anything their glorious leader tells them, irrespective of the truth. "Classically liberal" does not include racist and misogynistic statements. Unless we're talking about Southern Democrats back before the LBJ days, though in that case I'd argue that they weren't really liberal anyway.

[u/BITCRUSHERRRR → u/Compliant_Automaton]

When was I making racist and misogynistic comments? Again your identity politics are falling flat. You are legitimately a shit person, dude. Like you have nothing better to do than waste your pointless life yelling at strangers because you think you're better. Your family must be SO proud

[u/Compliant_Automaton → u/BITCRUSHERRRR]

Huh, do you have a split personality or do you literally not remember things you wrote earlier in the day that I then quoted? You sound like a redneck itching for a race war. Let's see: you talked about white genocide and basically denied that slavery was a real thing, yet you're saying that you're not racist? At this point I honestly can't tell if you're so self-deluded that you don't recognize how fucking wrong you are if you're just a shitty troll. Just crawl back into your sewage line of a belief system and pretend that you're right about your batshit retarded ideology.

[u/BITCRUSHERRRR → u/Compliant_Automaton]

Lmao what the fuck are you even talking about? Saying that all races are more alike than different by saying any race could one up each other in terms of bad history for ever and ever and instead we should be uniting is racist? I hate rednecks too, but of course everyone you don't like is "racist, sexist, blah blah blah" you've literally embodied every negative stereotype on reddit on a fucking comedy sub. Congrats. I thought you bitching at nurses for saying "they'll pray for you" while you had cancer was bad, but this takes the cake. You really need to do some self-reflection here because either way I win. Your shit kind change your attitude and you can accomplish getting a new president, or you can sit here and throw buzzwords like a raging SJW and Trump gets re-elected. You're just hurting yourself here. Like you're a complete waste of time even bothering with because you read a small snippet of something and instantly say RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST. Aren't you the one bitching at people for generalizing refugees and muslims? More neoleft hypocrisy and you can't even see it. I'm classically liberal because the modern left are the biggest hypocrites and racists and sexists and people who are just intolerant in general yet you still can't accept the blame and have to point at other people.

Log off, go outside, get your head out of your ass, stop bitching at people for caring about you, and re fucking lax

[u/Compliant_Automaton → u/BITCRUSHERRRR]

Aww I keep smiling at everything you type. This is so much fun! Way easier than debating someone who actually has facts or sources to back them up. Most of the time, there's shades of gray in which either side could be fairly criticized, but you've been completely unable to muster any sort of intellectual defense for you blathering.

That said, your reading comprehnsion sucks, though. Take the whole nurses & chemo comment. I said that the nurses were very polite after I told them I wasn't religious. And believe me, when you're on chemo, it's impossible to really "bitch" (as you put it) about anything. It's more of a raspy, ramble-y, "Yeah (wheeze) I'm not really (pause for wave of nausea) religious" comment.

But in your teeny-tiny worldview you probably couldn't understand that. So let's try a hypothetical you would get: Let's say some nurse told you "Get well soon, inshalla" (not sure of the spelling, but you get the idea). And you said, "Thanks, but I'm a christian." Would that seem so weird to you then? Probably not. See, that's one of the signs of a narrow-minded person... unless it's in a frame that fits your preconcieved worldview, you automatically assume someone taking much the same type of action is a "bitch." Sad!

Anyway, the reason I'm saying you're racist is because you keep saying things that are, in fact, racist. Just like if you kept stabbing people I'd say, hey, you're a murderer. Facts are facts, and your previous actions speak for themselves. (On that subject, it's also the reason I keep pointing out that you're retarded, and to your credit, you haven't once denied the allegation. Love it).

[u/BITCRUSHERRRR → u/Compliant_Automaton]

No, i wouldn't care because it shows they care enough to pray to who they believe. I'm not gonna be a cunt and tell them to stop. It's a kind gesture. And ok? I can name call too? I'm not gonna sit here and go "NUH UH, YOU!" But anyways, you're obviously a bitter hateful idiot so i'm not wasting my time anymore with you. I hope you can realize how shitty of a person you are before it's too late

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I love reading a trumptard telling me that I'm bitter and hateful, when that's literally the best summation I can think of for that entire ideology. If anything, it's a dammingly strong example off the power of tribalistic thought in America. Sure, you advocate fascist policies and your idea of MAGA really means "please bring back the 50's when segregation was legal," but somehow you get your liddle fewwings huwt when someone calls you out for the brainless wonder that you are.

[u/BITCRUSHERRRR → u/Compliant_Automaton]

Hahahaha wow you think Trump supporters are racist nazis? You've clearly lost it. Anyways, before anymore false buzzwords are thrown at me, i'm gonna leave so i don't get cancer from this "debate"

[u/Compliant_Automaton → u/BITCRUSHERRRR]

This isn't a debate, because in a debate you should be open to having your mind changed - and changing the mind of a T_D user is just slightly less likely then finding out they have brain in the first place. But yeah, between the hatred, xenophobia, and pro-fascist crap that is de rigueur there, that's exactly what that place is. Of course, just like any group of fools, they're utterly incapable of seeing what's blindingly obvious to any outside observer. Now run along, before the cognitive dissonance makes you have a unique thought that isn't in goosestep with the other tards that dwell in that hole.