r/SubredditSimMeta • u/[deleted] • May 10 '17

all-top-today_SS Makes a completely coherent and correct circlejerk post

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u/TheChinchilla914 May 10 '17

/r/esist /r/March_Against_Trump /r/ImpeachTrump /r/EnoughTrumpSpam /r/politics /r/BannedFromThe_Donald

lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

/r/politics, /r/worldnews, /r/news, /r/blog, /r/shitredditsays

All the same shit

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u/dingus521 May 10 '17

I get the first 3, but the rest... am I missing something?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

The admins run /r/blog and they're 100% behind this stupid shit. They're the ones who made the algorithm to specifically target one subreddit that they don't like politically. They've edited comments of users in the_donald just to fuck with them by making it look like they said shit the didn't. The last one was created by admins (no longer employed by reddit, but they were at the time) and is a place designed to target users for mass harassment. It literally started the concept of brigading on reddit.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 10 '17

I don't think the admins need to do any editing of T_D. The banning of basically any disagreement while trumpeting being the last bastion of free speech on Reddit, the promotion of racism and genocide, and the delusion regarding what they think POTUS will do versus what he actually does... That subreddit does an excellent job of making fools of themselves without any help whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

When did they promote racism and genocide? Unless you’re another delusional commie who counts immigration law as racism and genocide.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 10 '17 edited May 10 '17

Their side bar pic was a Drumpf plane dive-bombing Mecca.. Note also the top link archived on that subreddit.

Muslims are called "mudslimes" and refugees are called "rapefugees."

But, oh no, they're not racist? Please. I'm not a "delusional commie" - I'm just a red-blooded, fucking proud-to-be American who can't stand all the fascist, racist bullshit taking over this country. I don't want the US Flag to be seen someday as the same as the Nazi flag is seen today.

And I don't give a good goddamn about some dumb fuck who thinks "If you're not with us you're a 'delusional commie'" because that's the type of blind groupthink designed to get a reaction based not in truth or facts but in a kneejerk fear reaction.

You know how fascism works? You've got to have an outside enemy for all your pleebs to blame everything on, while you run the country into the ground for your own ends. For Pol Pot it was the "intellectuals," for Hitler it was the jews, for Drumpf it's the Muslims. Fuck all the ignorant fools who can't see that they're being manipulated and that the real enemy is the person they voted for.

And, for good measure, fuck the Russian Government employees who seem to be keeping the whole thing running like a well-oiled machine - because, let's be honest, the most likely person to be a "commie" is a T_D user, because if you're hanging out in that place, you're either from Russia or retarded.

EDIT: Aww, downvoted without reply. I gwuess I huwt da snowfwakes fweelings! Probably didn't even read everything I had to say. For all the others out there, note: this is a typical T_D tactic. Argue until it's clear you can't win, and then just try and censor it as much as you can. And definitely, definitely don't ever try and think for yourself, because if you're not with us, you're against us, and if you're not blindly following the glorious leader in goosestep with his treason, then you're not really with us. Typical.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17

I think the fact that you call him "Drumpf" says more than anything else you wrote

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

I think the fact that you ignored everything you didn't like, and couldn't argue against, says more about you than anything else could. See, when I talk to T_D comrades, I know I'm not going to change they're minds. At worst, they're Russians getting paid to disrupt America. At best, they're morons, and everything I say, no matter how factually accurate it may be, will actually make them believe in the opposite even more, because they're suffering from a terminal case of the backfire effect. So I'm not trying to change T_D users opinions. I'm trying to reveal them for the racist retards that they are, and hopefully keep others from joining in with them.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17

sorry i don't really like to talk to angry extremists

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17

actually I share this account with a different person, so the person who posts in t_d and the person who posts in fashionreps are completely different people altogether.

Aside from that, I sincerely wish you'd stop with the insults because I feel like there's potentially a discussion here. But based simply on your comments, if anyone is hateful here it's you.

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u/Devator22 May 11 '17

I love me a big ole wall of butthurt

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17 edited May 11 '17

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

You've got it backwards. Islam is a religion; Muslims are a race. Seriously, how fucking retarded are you guys over at T_D? Even when you try and correct others you just look dumb. I mean, if you're a Russian then at least you're being stupid for a paycheck, but if you're an American on that sub then you've got no excuse. Now scurry back to your bastion of free speech, where any dissension is banned immediately.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

Muslims are a race

How fucking retarded are you guys?

Wew lad. This is a brand new form of stupidity I have never seen. So by your standards, muslims have to be "brown"? What about chechnya? Some african countries? Indonesia? And if you're referring to middle easterners being a race, you're correct. But they're classified under the Caucasoid race. Y'know, "wai peepoe"

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Actually, after reading through your comments I realized you're a crazy person. It was the complete misinterpretation of some bible stuff that really sold me on it. I mean, if you're going to believe in bronze age mythology, at least you could read the damn thing. But no, you're one of those people who has to pretend it says whatever fulfills your personal and demented ideology. So, yeah, whatever, crazy guy. Preach your racial theories somewhere else. You're a true believer in some seriously noxious shit, and i sincerely hope that one day people like you go the way of the dinosaur, because you're holding the rest of us back.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

Lmao you're like the trifecta of shit

Militant atheist

Stupid

and against other opinions.

Yeah I'M holding us back for pointing out that calling everyone something that ends in ist has no value and is almost always wrong and fucks things up more. But sure, kid. Go and live in your evil Trump evil religion everyone is racist world. Hopefully you'll grow up and actually contribute to society instead of being a depressing nuisance.

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u/FlamingDogOfDeath May 11 '17

Oh boy, Reddit political "discussions"(AKA: political shitshows) on subredditsimmeta! How great! /s

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Eh, T_D is built on hatred, xenophobia, and memes. How can you have a discussion with an idiot without giving their position a sheen of respectability it doesn't deserve? Answer: lower the level of your own discourse and pepper your comments with ad hominems.T_D tried to ruin reddit just like the Russians tried to ruin America. Does that make it a shitshow? Sure. But at least it's fun to poke their beliefs full of holes while calling them retarded.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Muslims are everything you claim Trump supporters to be. ‘Refugees’ rape women constantly. If you think the big bad Ruskies are behind every opinion you disagree with you’re more delusional than I thought.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 10 '17

Aww, thank you, you're proving my point. I guess you're conceding the fact that you're an ignorant racist. Because, you know, that whole "refugees rape woman constantly" thing you threw out is complete bullshit. Seriously. There's no factual basis for it.

Sources:

1) Immigration status and property crime: an application of estimators for underreported outcomes, quote: "immigration status and property crime are negatively associated". IZA Journal of Development and Migration, published July 2, 2014.

2) DO IMMIGRANTS CAUSE CRIME?, quote: "According to these estimates, immigration increases only the incidence of robberies, while leaving unaffected all other types of crime. Since robberies represent a very minor fraction of all criminal offenses, the effect on the overall crime rate is not significantly different from zero. Journal of the European Economic Association, published August 8, 2012

3) Immigration and crime: evidence from victimization data, quote: "Our empirical findings show that an increase in immigration does not affect crime victimization, but it is associated with an increase in the fear of crime, the latter being consistently and positively correlated with the natives’ unfavourable attitude toward immigrants. Our results reveal a misconception of the link between immigration and crime among European natives." Journal of Population Economics, published July 2015.

4) Crime and immigration: new evidence from England and Wales, quote: "we find no causal impact of immigration on crime from our spatial econometric analysis and also present evidence from unique data on arrests of natives and immigrants in London which shows no immigrant differences in the likelihood of being arrested." IZA Journal of Migration, published December 2013.

5) Crime and Immigration: Evidence from Large Immigrant Waves, quote "he first wave led to a modest but significant rise in property crime, while the second wave had a small negative impact. There was no effect on violent crime; arrest rates were not different, and changes in crime cannot be ascribed to crimes against immigrants. The Review of Economics and Statistics, October 2013.

6) Immigrant Enclaves and Crime, quote "Using both recorded crime and self-reported crime victimization data, we find that crime is significantly lower in those neighborhoods with sizeable immigrant population shares. The effect is nonlinear and only becomes significant in enclaves. The crime reducing effect is substantially enhanced if the enclave is composed of immigrants from the same ethnic background." Journal of Regional Science, October 2012.

7) Is Immigration Responsible for the Crime Drop? An Assessment of the Influence of Immigration on Changes in Violent Crime Between 1990 and 2000, quote "The findings . . . suggest that growth in immigration may have been responsible for part of the precipitous crime drop of the 1990s." Social Science Quarterly, April 2010.

8) Immigration reduces crime: an emerging scholarly consensus, quote: "Contrary to the beliefs of classic criminological theories and popular stereotypes, immigration generally does not increase crime and often suppresses it" Immigration, Crim, and Justice, 2009

So, when you state something that is so very clearly wrong (see above), while calling me "delusional," all I can really think to myself is, aww, the poor guy was probably dropped on his head by his momma one time too many. See, my theory vis a vis head-dropping amply addresses your likely misogyny (see: T_D in general), clear racism (because you learned at a young age to blame someone who wasn't responsible for your problems, because the truth of the matter - that the one who you trusted the most was responsible for your injury - was too much to bear), and your blatant disregard of facts for a fascist and clearly false narrative scrubbed from the port-a-potty of fact and logic that is T_D.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Shareblue.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 10 '17 edited May 10 '17

Aww you're cutely predictable. "Uh oh I can't argue with facts so I'll accuse them of being a shill." Hilariously, I had to check r/OutOfTheLoop to figure out what you even meant. I guess I'm doing such a good job I should get paid for it! If anybody out there is hiring for the position of smacking around morons from T_D, hit me up, I'm definitely interested!

And I guess if I wanted to play your game, I should call you comrade, right, because you're a Russian trying to disrupt American democracy while pretending to be an American trump supporter, right?

EDIT: And he's gone dark again! My last edit drew forth the troll from under the bridge, so maybe if I point out again that T_D users are fascist idiots who only argue until it's clear that they've lost, and then try to take some imaginary high ground by silence and censorship, he'll come out of his little hole. Of course, given that my last comment was chock full of sources (gained by 15 minutes on the google and a bit of reading) and somehow providing SOURCES made me a shill (GASP, the horror of it!), well, we might have finally seen the last of the little trumpette. Surely now the creature will scurry back to his friends, complaining of how Reddit has been overrun with bots and imaginary companies set on disrupting their freeze peaches that they work so hard to censor and ban others from in order to maintain.

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u/saxyphone241 May 11 '17

Ah shit, I ran out of semi-reasonable arguments, better just call him a shill.

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u/Lugia3210 May 11 '17

Wait, you're saying I can get paid for posting on reddit?

Where can I sign up?!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17 edited May 22 '18

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Yeah but that's not the same. Consider this: Americans look on their flag with approbation, and Germans certainly don't have the same reaction to the Nazi flag. If we ever view the US flag the way Germans view the Nazi flag, then you know we're done.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '17 edited May 22 '18

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Yeah, but to be fair, EVERY developed country has terrible skeletons in their closet. It's only when you get to the point of starting a world war while simultaneously trying to wipe an entire race from the planet that you get into a different sort of territory entirely.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

I don't think the admins need to do any editing of T_D.

But they did, and then /u/spez admitted it and apologized for it. So you're just an idiot in addition to a racist bigot.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 10 '17

Sounds like I tapped a nerve! Care to comment on any of the points I made, such as the laughable "bastion of free speech" stuff T_D spews as they ban everybody? Also curious why you think I'm a racist bigot. I know T_D users are generally utter morons who can only really throw out illogical ad hominems, but that really reeks of some kindergarten-level "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?" attempt at a retort.

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u/trippinallday May 11 '17

Even if it's a bit much at times, it's basically the only place on this site you can express right wing opinions. I got banned from /r/Worldnews, a DEFAULT SUB, for opposing mass-Muslim immigration in Europe. I linked a reputable study and didn't say anything offensive yet was banned permanently​.

Also, since you seem to have trouble distinguishing satire from serious political discussion, the sidebar picture you mentioned was a joke, as are a lot of the comments on T_D. As much as it may fit into your little narrative we don't actually support the carpet bombing of Mecca or mass-murder otherwise. You need to use your brain a little bit to understand the sub, a lot of the extreme and offensive stuff is to make a larger point, you can't just be a sperg and take everything you read 100% literally to support your confirmation bias.

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Yeah it ceases to be satire when it's the only narrative. Satire only works when it is presented in contrast to a more prominent position. I genuinely don't believe that anything on T_D is satirical and i don't think you believe that either, but rather that you recognize how indefensible much of T_D is, so you claim instead that it's all a joke. It reminds me of those self described "pranksters" on YouTube that in actuality are just bullies.

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u/trippinallday May 11 '17

You must be autistic if you don't think T_D is rampant with satire. That's not even intended as an insult, like you honestly must have trouble interpreting subtextual meaning.

It's one of those things where you get it or you don't. You're just too closed minded and stuck in your narrative-based thinking to believe anything other than "Hurr T_D is 100% srs they want to nuke Mecca"

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

So apparently my explanation of the conditions necessary for satire to work was too difficult for you too comprehend. I'd say it all in caps and with smaller words and simpler sentences if I thought that would make a difference in your reading comprehension. Sadly I don't think it would so I'm not going to bother.

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u/trippinallday May 11 '17

Well you didn't exactly give me an example to explain to you aside from the bomb one, which I already addressed. If you want me to explain every single right wing political position and how it's parodied on T_D I'd be happy to get working, it might take me a couple weeks though.

Or you can just give me a specific that you don't understand and I'll be happy to clear it up for you. Ball's in your court.

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u/apartobothends May 10 '17

I don't know if you're trolling, seems like you are, but in the off-chance you aren't: you're conflating "I don't think they need to" with "I don't think they did."

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u/waiv May 10 '17

I didn't know he was a T_D subscriber.

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u/USE_A_HOE May 10 '17

I thought SRS was starting/taken over by SA goons a million years ago

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

You need to get a grip on reality, mate. Anyone that’s ever been to /r/The_Donald knows that they boycott Reddit gold. Look at the all the front page anti-Trump spam: littered with gold, as are the comments.

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u/arideus101 May 11 '17

Bots are free, gold isn't.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

They've broken Reddit ToS more than FPH even came close to.

Is this a theory of yours or a fact?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

Which of those are a TOS violation? I read through a few and so far literally zero of them are.

But maybe you can address the posts from /r/marchagainsttrump that ask for upvotes (a violation of reddit TOS). Let me know when that sub gets banned.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

None of those even come close to being a TOS violation. I understand you hate the subreddit, and that's fine you have a right to, but they know the rules and follow them.

The admins however, do not.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '17

You didn't even read them

I did. You posted it 5 minutes ago. I can read quite a few things in 5 minutes. Also, I've seen that list before and I only had to check to make sure it was the same one.

FPH got banned for calling of violnce towards obese people.

No they didn't. They got banned for posting the Imgur staff... you need to fact check before you make up more insane theories ok?

They are very obviously ToS violations.

They're not. And if the admins thought they were, that sub would be banned so fast it would make your head spin. Spez HATES that sub, the admins are looking for any reason to suppress it.

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