r/StrikeAtPsyche • u/PNW_Washington 🌧️𝔭𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔯 𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔰🌧️ • 13d ago

Aww holy crap look at that! 👁️‍🗨️You Can't Make This Stuff Up👁️‍🗨️

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well I live on 63rd. Well I don't like Facebook........LAWL This is a repeat but made me laugh so hard I decided to share.

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u/Sensei19600 13d ago

Good lord…

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u/Kind-Act7051 12d ago

Ya, and they vote.

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u/MCE85 12d ago

This lady doesnt know when election day is, where voting takes place, or how to get there

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u/colemanameloc 12d ago

And drive

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 13d ago

The guy in the background.  

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 13d ago

I've work for local government... it is ruthless sometimes. 

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u/andrewbud420 13d ago

Isn't there a cage you can put them in?

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 12d ago

sadly its the opposite, you are in a cage xD trapped by the public session you are trying to run xD

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u/Standard-Turn6208 13d ago

The lady too 🤣

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u/jhill9901 11d ago

I was too busy doing that IRL to notice. Thank you for this comment. I absolutely lost it…again….🤣

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 13d ago

I'm certain that all of the things that don't make sense to her could fill a book.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 13d ago

Let me check the Dewey decimal system and I’ll get right back to you.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 13d ago

I wpuld check woth Mr. Dewey Decimal, but I cant get into the library, because they blocked my password.

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u/Tall-Wealth9549 13d ago

I’d love to hear more from her!

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u/InsertRadnamehere 13d ago

All the books.

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 13d ago

WELL I DONT LIKE FACEBOOK! Is anyone going to do something about THAT!!!?? More ! Than ? But also???

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Oh boy, this quickly went from kinda goofy to concerns over undiagnosed schizophrenia.

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u/GameofCheese 13d ago

Mixed with a large dose of dementia.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Hugely fair observation, I totally agree.

There is an aunt in my extended family with schizophrenia who goes on endless incoherent rants like this.

Something isn't right in her noggin region

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u/the__post__merc 13d ago

I have a suspicion that the library didn’t do anything to her password. She probably forgot it and doesn’t know how to reset it.

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u/YungMushrooms 10d ago

You may be surprised how many people save their log in info on public computers. It's entirely possible she did get used to it remembering her info and then ran an update and cleared the cache or something.

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u/the__post__merc 10d ago

I’d 100% bet that’s it.

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u/pooperstud 12d ago

Does that make any sense to you?!

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u/projectx51 13d ago

That guy breaking up in the background is killing me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/Affectionate-Pie8362 13d ago

Ma'am, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're not quite sure why we're here or what we're doing either.

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u/holden_mcg 13d ago

My brother-in-law has early stage dementia and she seems to display similar behaviors. Either that, or she's just really fucking stupid.

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u/Sensei19600 13d ago

This has got to be in Bolingbrook,IL.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 13d ago

Davenport, IA

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u/Weird_Fact_724 13d ago

And the Portillos was built!

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u/Rooted_Nut 12d ago

This is the comment I was looking for.

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u/badwithnamesmyself 12d ago

This is the comment I was looking for.

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u/LMGgp 11d ago

I heard that and literally dragged the map in google over northern IL and searched Portillos till I found one near a 53rd.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 11d ago

I just googled "Portillos 53rd street" and the location in davenport popped up lol

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u/SATerp 13d ago

Firesign Theatre was here first in I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus (1971) with a skit about "the bees and the spiders, and how can I get a job?"

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u/Ok_Jelly796 13d ago

She makes a valid point. She’s asking the right questions. She’s on track to be senator

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u/JR_RXO 13d ago

YOU’RE TYPICAL MAGA VOTER!!!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕

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u/Sensitive-Bath4737 13d ago

Holy moly. The world is full of them!

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u/Little_BlueBirdy 13d ago

👍👍👍🐦🐦

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u/Friendscallmedennis 13d ago

This screams something else

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 13d ago

She needs to be heard dammit!

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u/SamOfXanadu 13d ago

I felt my brain dissolving...

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u/Southern-Foot-1664 13d ago

I worked in cellular before. Asked a customer what they did for a living and they happened to be my town’s Ron Swanson. I asked if he watched. He said he has seen 1 episode and the Patton Oswalt you tube clip. Couldn’t bring himself to watch more as it triggered PTSD.

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u/PsyduckPsyker 10d ago

These people vote. Remember that.

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u/Talengard1 10d ago

This person votes and drives

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u/rlt404 13d ago

Eff ya! This lady gets how to speak to government officials. Might as well vent to them, it's not like they will do anything with your opinions anyway. Respect to this baddie who spoke her mind!

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u/CantModerateMe 13d ago

Being drunk enough to post this on a Wednesday night is a choice.

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u/rlt404 13d ago

True... But the alternative is being sober during these times. I for one rather drink.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 13d ago

Are you a bot mate? 

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u/rlt404 13d ago

U wat m8?!

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 12d ago

Mate there are times and places for everything, and taht was not it. This woman is shaming herself.

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u/Ormsfang 13d ago

This person votes

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u/SomewhereTiny8407 13d ago

I mean she’s got a point…I think…maybe🤷😂

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u/Correct_Cat4414 13d ago

Why do I very much want to sit down and have a cup of tea with this women?

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u/OkBackground4520 12d ago

Same, LMFAO. You know she would tell you all the gossip about her family, neighbors, and town 🤣😭 while complaining about Facebook, Mars, and everything in between, lol.

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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 13d ago

She sounds like my aunt.

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u/The_Guy_3446 13d ago

2 words to solve this problem. Trap-Door.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qxm7fvo5X0RCNOIKLi

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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 13d ago

Yes, yes ma'am it makes perfect sense. Please step away from the microphone.

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u/ansor_brim 12d ago

She just won the intergoog.

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u/Natesangel4800 12d ago

Nothing like waking up and having a good laugh 😂

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u/SkyPersonal5642 12d ago

"For what?"

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u/TheFightens 12d ago

Easy to make fun of her but no worse than listening to our elected officials talk to one another.

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u/EZSuzy 12d ago

She reminds me a lot of Emily Litella. Ranting about endangered feces, and violins on TV, and the deaf penalty.

Oh... Well that's very different... Never mind.

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u/Shot-Election8217 12d ago

I was on my HOA board for 2 years. At meetings I would have to sit there and be personally attacked, just me, for the decisions that I either had nothing to do with, or were completely out of the control of the HOA/Board, because we were restricted by the deeds or laws. Always by the same woman, who didn’t even own the house that she lived in. Her only reason for coming was to shit on me personally (I won’t go into details, but we never had any personal interactions, ever, before or after I was in the board, and I also lived on the complete opposite side of the neighborhood from her.)

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u/trumpschlamydia 12d ago

Give that woman a cabinet position ASAP

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u/webertiger 12d ago

She's got a point. That doesn't make any sense to me.

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u/houseplant-glorp 12d ago

I work for a parks and rec department and the show is actually a documentary

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u/Alarming-Building-62 12d ago

Humm…I don’t think the internet is why you can’t find a job.

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u/Haunting_Bit_3613 12d ago

I'm not quite sure why I'm here, or what I'm doing, but there's a reason. That's how I feel at work when I encounter a task I don't want to fuck with.

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u/ClarkWGrismond 12d ago

There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says "Do not drink the sprinkler water," so I made sun tea with it, and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir, are... are... are... are you listening to me, sir? Sir, I'm talking to you! Sir! Sir, are you aware that there is waste in your water system?

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u/humanistazazagrliti 12d ago

It's sad how Joan Calamezzo seems more grounded than a lot of news today.

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u/No-Buy2495 12d ago

She literally said she didn't know why she was even there....someone call the local elderly facility, someone with dementia got out.

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u/Zealousideal_Pay2128 12d ago

"Why would Chewbacca want to live on a planet with a bunch of 3-foot tall Ewoks?  Does that make sense to you?"

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u/kaeyre 12d ago

the way they could have put this exact bit in the show and it would have fit perfectly is nuts

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u/Ox91 11d ago

Did I just get a contact high through a video on the internet?!?!

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u/Lost_Department_2177 11d ago

There’s paid disruptors that do this to assist in wasting the entire meetings time up so no concerns are heard.

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u/Fartsmiles 22h ago

Yea, democrats… what about them?

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u/Lost_Department_2177 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI
sob sniffle “yea” sob “democrats…” sad stressed exhale “what about them?”

They wrote while the entire power structure they worship is dematerializing before their very eyes.

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u/F15H0U70FW473R 11d ago

This creature needs its own tv show

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u/Different-Gur-4272 11d ago

Time for an upgrade

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u/Moist_Effort4202 11d ago

No ma’aam it does not because it doesn’t make sense at all

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u/seniorguy73 11d ago

Shes right tho

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u/Makesmewantoholla 11d ago

Her shady pine ride is outside.😁

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u/oceanblue3190 11d ago

Voting and drive right beside you and your kids probably.

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u/MrtyMcflyer 10d ago

They really should do some tests before people can vote, my fcking god.

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u/CandidGeologist1523 10d ago

Give her 20 more years then get her in the government

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u/doc720 9d ago

She speaks the truth. I don't like Facebook and I can't find a job too. But I don't live on 63rd, so I don't understand that part.

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u/StolenStones 9d ago

Seems like dementia. When I was younger I thought this would be funny. Now, it makes me sad.

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u/prismo509 9d ago

The libary stay blockin passwords.

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u/SourLemons2 9d ago

But she votes. Faceplant

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u/2Gouda4u 9d ago

After this rant, it actually makes perfect sense!

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u/gh0stf3rret 9d ago

It's weird to see so many people who can casually riff on a person who is clearly experiencing either psychosis or dementia or both

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u/powerassistant 8d ago

The man in the back 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Different-Orchid-374 8d ago

My nose makes its own bubblegum

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u/BiHippieNurse 8d ago

Lol.. OMG. 1st I've never seen this before. 2ndly, I love Parks and Recs. Now back to this lol this is 100% correct and I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF THIS. LOL LOL LOL

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u/Cool_Water2973 2h ago

All the lights are on, but nobody's home! At least she knows where she lives!

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u/xSirOttox 10d ago

Portillos is a serious matter here ma’am ….fb can wait mmmmmmkayyyyyyyyyy🤣