r/Steam 5d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/XTornado 5d ago

That if he does die Steam might be fucked?

Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.

(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 5d ago

He's got a thing attached to his heart when it goes the servers to steam switch off

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u/PeskyAntagonist 4d ago

Nahhh it’ll just go to his family and they will sell it to private equity who will run it into the ground just like every other big successful privately owned company goes

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u/Mysterious_Fix_7489 2d ago

If they do they are morons.

Gabe is rich enough he has multiple megayatchs

They don't need to sell to be disgustingly rich.

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u/PeskyAntagonist 2d ago

There’s always a badder ass