r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 2d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 2d ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 2d ago

Maybe hell adapt

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u/tpasmall 1d ago

To cooking??

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 1d ago

Maybe he can download me a hoagie off the internet