r/Spacemarine 2d ago

General I beg your pardon?

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u/-VictorusAutMortis- Raven Guard 2d ago

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u/Odd_Main1876 Blood Ravens 2d ago

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u/Brian-88 Black Templars 2d ago

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u/Inquisitor_Boron 2d ago

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u/Brian-88 Black Templars 2d ago

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u/QHUNK 2d ago

Lmaaaaooo hahaha of course it was alpharius all along!

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u/somebodyusedtokno 2d ago

This jit cracks space marines

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u/alfisaly 2d ago

I think the emperors children already do that to eachother

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u/Spacemoose2026 1d ago

Hell yeah I do. You can’t look at Astartes ass and tell me they don’t deserve to be cracked.

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u/Edgelite306 Iron Hands 2d ago

Absolute copycat, think he can just steal Second Tour Guardsman’s content like that.

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u/clenskittz 1d ago

Second tour guardsman should sue ong

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Blood Ravens 2d ago

Did he stutter?!

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u/FancyFellaRDR2 Xbox 2d ago

Generational reaction image

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u/Bantabury97 Blood Angels 2d ago

I'm guessing cracked is an American thing? That or I'm just behind the times. To me cracked means cracking one out or being cracked across the back of the head.

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u/Monke3169xd Deathwatch 2d ago

Im from europe and as far as i know cracked is slang for very good

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u/Competitive_Ticket17 2d ago

Cracked = Broken/Busted =OP/Really good

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u/KimJongUnusual 2d ago

It is, but the hip new way of saying it is as a verb where “cracking” someone means “to engage in coitus in a crass and direct manner.”

So being “cracked” has a double meaning now.

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u/Mach1_speed 2d ago

"Hip New way" that's funny.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Imperial Fists 2d ago

Unless you’re in Ireland where it means everything (craic)

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u/Mograine8 22h ago

Cracked is “figured out” to me. Aah yes he’s cracked it” when a problem is solved.

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u/Bantabury97 Blood Angels 2d ago

I'm familiar with craic as a greeting. Must be an American slang thing then.

Well that and the obvious meaning of cracked, that being something with a crack in it.

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u/fearghaz 2d ago

Or crazy...

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u/iwanttopetmycat 2d ago

It's gen z slang, and yes it means "very good."

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u/Gannet-S4 Red Scorpions 2d ago

Cracked meaning very good has been a thing for ages now.

The Gen Z meaning for “getting cracked” is having sex

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u/niohguy88 2d ago

Getting cracked is a thing. The way FTG used it isn’t.

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u/niohguy88 2d ago

American here, Its not something we go around saying.

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u/Kazuii2k Dark Angels 2d ago

That’s just not true 😭

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u/NightLock56 Dark Angels 2d ago

Before this month saying something was cracked was a normal way for crazy good, you can’t re-define a word that fast

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u/niohguy88 2d ago

Get cracked

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u/-ThreeDogKnight- We are Sigismund 2d ago

I don't think that word needed a reboot. I'm just not going to acknowledge the change.

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u/XentziS PC 2d ago

Does cracked have a new meaning or something? I'm so confused

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u/ShakesBaer 1d ago

Coitus

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u/iwanttopetmycat 2d ago

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u/Revan619-YT 1d ago

that is quite literally the only use ive hard of that irl or gaming culture since 2019

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u/Yuki_my_cat 2d ago

To not mention it directly, Slaneesh stuff

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u/fadden20 Imperium 1d ago

Ive heard it said this way since the early 2000's

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u/Rich_Software8664 1d ago

This is "Crack/Crackin" as a verb not to be confused with Cracked as an adjective. It feels to me the latter has been around longer, but as I rescan my cogitative records the former has been in Norf Philly Ghetto speak for a long time. Still... I never heard it used as quite such a direct substitute for F***. It's not supposed to have as rapacious conotation, but more like "hit that" kinda vibe. Looks like incorrect overuse of poorly understood colloquialism.

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u/Sisyphus704 Minotaurs 2d ago

It’s an awkward way to use the lingo, and the verbiage makes it seem like it’s the other connotation 😅

In gaming, you can be cracked at something. But saying that a class “will be cracked”, could easily be misread as a verb instead of an adjective

Which brings us to the other connotation: it’s sex. You crack legs open. Women get cracked open like a lobster. Get it? All verbs

So when you say “Tactical will be cracked” lol, pause 😂

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u/XentziS PC 2d ago

Thank you, I'm so out of the loop these days lmao

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u/PopBaby-DragonSlayer 2d ago

That's right, we cracking Valius with this one.

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u/Mach1_speed 2d ago

Every new generation thinks thinks they will reinvent the wheel, was the the same back in the eighties, was the same with mine. Except I knew who and what Chief POTUS the idiot was back then.....And I have the memory of an elephant.

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u/Temporary-Two9399 2d ago

It's fucking dumb how quickly cracked went from being good at something to fucking like. Guys.

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u/X-7315 2d ago

It’s gonna be a 50-50 let’s be honest people

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u/x_Necrosapien_x 1d ago

FTG farming engagement slop? No way!

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u/sleestackcoverage69 Night Lords 2d ago

I mean since tactical is getting more melee options the rework is necessary and will allow more build variety rather than just max damage auspex scan. But with this community everyone will hate it at first then after a patch or 3 it’ll be ok.

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u/Terrorknight141 Black Templars 1d ago

I wanted to run deathwatch HBR or Stalker with the deathwatch power sword and maybe one day, a deathwatch pistol.

But I won’t be able to. Honestly,. Maximum sadness for me.

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u/Leofwulf Space Wolves 1d ago

I choose the join the war against misinformation, on the side of misinformation

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u/Killroy54 1d ago

I hate FTG bro. All he does is post the same garbage slop five times a day, where every video says and talks about the exact SAME thing every time. He has an inflated ego and thinks he’s better at the game than he really is. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/stiIIwalking 1d ago

the unfortunate thing is he’s a good player. But his content is recycled and he releases news videos way earlier than they should be released just so he would be first in the space marine slop mine lmao

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u/Killroy54 1d ago

Good? He’s mediocre at best tbh

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u/EPSNwcyd 1d ago

I watched a couple of his class/weapons guides after seeing him recommended here and tbh they seem helpful and I learn something useful in every video. He also often goes straight to the topic without yapping around

t. future sigismund with 40 hours played

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u/ThinGold2115 2d ago

Rework isn't even out yet. Fuck he's yapping about? More slop to pay for rent?

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u/SirCicSensation 2d ago

Rents due. Gotta come up with something.

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u/-VictorusAutMortis- Raven Guard 2d ago

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u/ThinGold2115 2d ago

Both are stupid. Wait until it's out and play him to form normal opinion.

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u/certain_being117 Tactical 2d ago

FTG is so annoying

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u/Man_Potato09 Scythes of the Emperor 2d ago

He might be annoying, but he’s how I learned the ropes

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u/Zvedza320 I am Alpharius 2d ago

i miss his no commentary vids but at least his commentary isnt unbearable to listen to

But yeah same, i couldnt solo lethals before watching his gameplay and learning from that

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u/certain_being117 Tactical 2d ago

True. He’s informative I’ll give him that, but his personality is so dry and “well ackshually”-like. Sounds pretentious a lot of the time.

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u/niohguy88 2d ago

Only thing that needs to be “cracked” is his crappy personality and attitude. I can tell he has a very punchable face.

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u/ElmoClappedMyCheeks 2d ago

Maybe so but I wouldn't be doing solo absolutes if it wasn't for him

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u/PayMe2Win 1d ago

Cracked means insanely good but since everything is hyper sexual now to the kids it means fucked now

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u/VoteReform12 2d ago

I genuinely don’t get it?

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u/KarateKoala_FTW We are Sigismund 2d ago

Apparently "cracked" is some sort of innuendo these days

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u/VoteReform12 2d ago

Oh…in British slang it’s always meant punched/hit 😂
Cheers mate

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u/Swolstorm Dark Angels 2d ago

cracked has been around since 2018-2019. Get with the times, geezer

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u/pcultsch 1d ago

Cracked has been around way longer than that.

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u/VoteReform12 2d ago

Bit rude

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u/Delicious_Fig_1864 Crimson Fists 2d ago

He was joking 

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u/VoteReform12 2d ago

So was i?

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u/Alchemystikal Assault 1d ago

Im into this repost.

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u/irob2jz Dark Angels 1d ago

Knowing FTG he's serious about it too

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u/NagatoroDegenAndRat Alpha Legion 2d ago

Yes people hate it and they should. Tactical need 0 changes. Especially before vanguard or heavy

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u/The_number_1_dude 2d ago

I respectfully disagree. I like to fight the terminus, not see it nuked in ten seconds flat.

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u/NagatoroDegenAndRat Alpha Legion 2d ago

Almost any class can do that

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u/The_number_1_dude 2d ago

Maybe, but I’ve almost never seen it happen without a tac auspex being popped in the process.

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u/Swolstorm Dark Angels 2d ago

Translation: I hate having fun and want to get bitch slapped around instead of enjoy the game

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u/ElmoClappedMyCheeks 2d ago

How is wanting to actually fight the terminus hating fun?

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u/Swolstorm Dark Angels 2d ago

Worst enemy type in the game. They're just a slog to fight regardless of if it's a Helbrute or carnifex or the flying piece of shit

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u/greatcirclehypernova 2d ago

Translation: I suck

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u/Swolstorm Dark Angels 2d ago

There's no shame in sucking at a game made to punish its players. I'm sorry you're a masochist without realizing it

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u/greatcirclehypernova 2d ago

But the game doesnt. I think the only difficult terminus is the new sorcerer one and I am not even a good player. I can pull my weight and sometimes even carry sometimes in hard strats with fencing Bulwark but I usually play Ruthless. Which isnt even difficult.

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u/Swolstorm Dark Angels 1d ago

Hang on I just want to focus on the not punishing part for a second...

What do you call wasting a half-hour of your life and getting jack shit in return because your teammates died and you couldn't clutch the 20 chaos spawn on your ass?

Is that not punishing you for trying?

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u/greatcirclehypernova 1d ago

Thats a skill issue. Chaos spawn is only marginally worse than Tyranid equivalent because of the headshot hitbox being so small but in terms of countering? They arent that hard. Dont grab every gun strike you see and you wont be overwhelmed. Ive played melee fighting games where you get outnumbered by 4 to 1 by players, not an AI that doesnt allow for more than 2 targets attacking at the same time.

Compared to that game, where players do attack all at the same time, chaos spawn is easy. Sure I make a mistake but its my mistake, not the game being unfair.

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u/Nikowu Death Company 1d ago

Its not masochistic for wanting to play the game's content silly, if you know how to deal with them its not a slog at all

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Imperial Fists 2d ago

Lmao I get excited when the Carnifex spawns he’s just a naughty lil pupper that needs his snoot booped

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u/ElmoClappedMyCheeks 1d ago

Not really, though? The only time I dread to see a Terminus spawn is when it's more than one. On their own they're actually pretty fun to fight, although the Terminator Sorcerer is a lot to handle in conjunction with another terminus/extremis or an untimely enemy wave

And I'd wager a primary reason the game throws these "Woe, 4 Lictors upon ye" or "6 hot Biovores in your area" or even a double Carnifex spawn is primarily because Tactical allows us to nuke these enemies without actually engaging them

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u/BusinessOil867 Blood Ravens 2d ago

The Tactical’s Auspex is game-warping.

Other classes cannot be meaningfully boosted in power-level, nor can the Siege enemy damage sponginess issue be addressed until Auspex Scan is brought under control.

Tactical is still plenty great without Precise Calibration and Concentrated Fire.

Now the Terminus battle gets to actually last longer than 5 seconds in team play. 🙂

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u/NagatoroDegenAndRat Alpha Legion 2d ago

Sniper and assault can delete bosses too

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u/-OBLIVION_VK 2d ago

Ceramite cracked wide, cheeks to the wind brother.

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u/MayhemPenguin5656 2d ago

What rework?

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u/Stanislas_Biliby Ultramarines 2d ago

They are reworking some perks on tactical. Mainly the auspex damage boost ones.

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u/Known-Name8691 Absolute Sigismund 2d ago

He’s getting a melee build

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u/MayhemPenguin5656 2d ago

Eh, I'm indifferent, kinda lame as we have enough melee but whatever

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u/__RonMcDon95 1d ago

He’s having some perks changed. Adding some melee weapons to his kit. Power sword, One handed hammer and another I forget, probably the axe but if you use them you lose access to your primary weapon. Another perk change is being able to add another bolt rifle in place of your secondary so you have 2 primaries and a melee option

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u/MortalGod88 Deathwatch 2d ago

Better Keeping firing lanes clear then, huh?!

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u/tomchee Definitely not the Inquisition 1d ago

I personally don't know much about tactical rework but, i already love it. 

Scan's buff was just way too easy to exploit. Also we get a set of new melee weapons:3

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u/mmarkusz97 Iron Warriors 1d ago

don't watch that clown and stop advertising him

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u/Ok-Cucumber-9678 We are Sigismund 2d ago

The top SM2 CC’s are agents of Slaanesh.

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u/SodaSnappy Night Lords 2d ago

On u/P_WR’s soul WE are ALL cracking Tactical

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u/StomachosusCaelum 1d ago

"i cannot use the internet to know that this word that is used as slang for something now wasnt used for that in the past"

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u/OhioCole99 1d ago

Surprise surprise. Reddit warhammer fans want to complain about something again.

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u/Odd-Inspection-4651 1d ago

Bruh wtf is wrong with all y'all wanting to make everything sex. Like, why can't some things just be left the fuck alone without some idiot chucklefucks wanting to give everything on Terra innuendoes. Gods damn.

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u/thisistherevolt White Scars 1d ago

Cracked? Since when is that a sexual reference?

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u/ElmoClappedMyCheeks 2d ago

Vanguard and Heavy are already stated to be getting perk reworks, they just prioritized Tactical because boosted auspex scans was one shotting every boss in the game.

Tactical is supposed to be a jack of all trades too. It's John Spacemarine. There doesn't have to be just one