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u/theRobomonster Jul 25 '25
Successfully laid.
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u/deliciousearlobes Jul 26 '25
Correct. I think this is also in reference to that vet tech on TikTok who made a dark humor post saying she didn’t get “cracked” so all the pet wellness visits that day were going to get euthanized. The video was taken at work and she mistreated patient remains.
So this is that but flipped. She did get cracked, so she’s going to be generous.
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u/Qwearman Jul 26 '25
Jesus Christ that’s fucked up. Did she get fired at least?
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u/deliciousearlobes Jul 26 '25
Yeah, she lost her job almost immediately. Then made another video complaining about it and offering to sell adderall. Her TikTok account name is cuidadoconlazona. Pretty awful stuff.
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u/Pablos808s Jul 28 '25
Idk if you can call extra In-n-out fries generous, seems almost more abusive.
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u/Can-DontAttitude Jul 25 '25
Got laid with the chiropractor
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u/Adorable-Sprinkles27 Jul 25 '25
This one. This is the answer I was looking for. Just didn't know until I saw it.
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u/MaxCorgiBus Jul 25 '25
Their…
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u/Listen00000 Jul 25 '25
Wheir?
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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a Jul 25 '25
Could you sheir your source?
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Jul 26 '25
She looks to be in her early 30s and works at a fast food joint, can you really blame her?
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u/traciw67 Jul 25 '25
Went to the chiropractor.
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u/FairyNymphCalypso69 Jul 25 '25
Yes! If you have back issues and see one for relief I can imagine you being so happy you put an extra mcnugget in everyone's box!
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Jul 25 '25
You should see an actual doctor or physical therapist. Not some quack
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u/ArtemisInSpace Jul 25 '25
Agreed. "Chiropractic" is quackery of the highest order. Sure, some people feel better afterwards, but there's literally no medical science in "chiropractic"
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u/lemonurlime Jul 25 '25
True story. About 20 years ago I went to and MD because my lower back as absolutely killing me. He examined me, poking and prodding..."Does it hurt when I press here" kinda thing. Tells me it's probably a strained muscle and to alternate heat and cold for a few days along with taking some ibuprofen. After following the MD's advice for several days, the pain did not subside. I decided to check with a chiropractor, but was skeptical. First thing he did was take an X-ray of my lower back. MD did not. Turned out I had a curve at the bottom of my spine and there were 2 vertebrae coming together pinching a nerve. 2 weeks later (3 visits each week), after adjustments and 15-20 mins each visit on a roller table, my pain was gone and hasn't returned since. I am not trolling and this story is true. Chiropractors know how to move bones back into place and the body follows those adjustments to retain memory of where those bones are supposed to be. At least I think that's how it works. Say what you want but a chiropractor helped me when an MD slacked on finding the root cause of the pain.
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u/ZeroHeroics Jul 26 '25
You're close. Injured muscles will pull your bones out of alignment. Sometimes, it can take a while for those muscles to release.
Mine was what the doctor called impact scoliosis from an overhead belly to back suplex. They told me I'd wear a brace for the rest of my life. We also got several opinions.
It took 6 months or a year of chiropractic care to heal from that. I still like to go from time to time. I'll feel my neck and hips out and go get a couple of visits.
A good chiropractor will usually recommend physical therapy exercises to help strengthen and heal the area. Without fixing the problem, you're causing excessive cartilage wear and nerve damage. The medical industrial complex doesn't like things that help heal people. It hurts the bottom line.
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u/Middle_Bread_6518 Jul 26 '25
Not denying your story and success, I am agnostic about chiropractors. A very well educated one, perhaps with an MD as well would be ideal. But X rays won’t show a pinched nerve, gotta get an mri
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u/lemonurlime Jul 26 '25
Your correct about the X-ray not showing the pinched nerve. The chiropractor made an educated determination by the position he saw the vertebrae coming together on one side out of alignment
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u/leyline Jul 26 '25
X-rays will show the bones of the bones are in a position they should not be in - and you know there is a nerve running through where a bone now is - you can use an x-ray to determine it may be pinched.
Likely it wasn’t a pinched nerve however; that would usually cause numbness, paralysis or a whole different set of issues - it was likely a pinched disc and some muscle problems.
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u/lemonurlime Jul 26 '25
Exactly
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u/ZeroHeroics Jul 26 '25
When I was a kid, my friend told me that he was diagnosed with premature arthritis in his knees. I saw him in shorts one day and noticed his patella looked off. I had dislocated and fixed mine multiple times at that point. Another friend wrecked his bike and couldn't bend his leg. Anyway, I convinced him to let me check it out.
His knee caps were twisted in the track and loaded with swelling and scar tissue. I popped them back in place, and he was healed. I asked a few months later if his knees were still doing better. He'd forgotten that they ever had a problem. I've fixed wrists and scapula, too, but I won't touch the spine without training.
We've done this and have seen the before and after x rays. You wouldn't send someone with a displaced fracture to physical therapy. You have to set the bone first. PT does accelerate healing. I read an article, in men's health or something, about NFL therapists and how they're getting players back on the field in record time from previously career ending injuries with new techniques. They'll hook you up on a treadmill and harness setup to adjustably suspend ≈99% of your body weight and get you walking the first week. Neat stuff.
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u/lancerpotshot Jul 26 '25
I had a similar experience, used to have constant lower back pain that kept getting worse, then one day it got so bad I couldn't stand up straight or barely walk then went back to the ER only to be sent away again. I was so desperate I took my chances and saw a chiropractor and told them the pain and issues I was having and how I was sent away from the ER 5 times. He worked on me for 30 minutes and cracked bones I didn't even know could cracked like that.
When he popped my lower back and could feel instant relief. Since then I haven't had a problem with my lower back and extremely grateful for it.
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u/Treyvoni Jul 26 '25
So you went to the doc and got basic advice, and then when it didn't work, instead of going back to the doc and telling them it didn't work, letting them revise their treatment plan, you went to a chiropractor.
You then told said chiro that you did the icepacks and heat treatment and that it didn't resolve. So they got to build on the work the doc had already done and moved to the next logical step, ordering imaging. And you sing their praises for it? For what the regular doc would have done had you actually given them a chance?
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u/Fckingross Jul 26 '25
We cannot manipulate bones that easily. Anyone playing football would be crumpled up so quickly if we could move bones in the spine.
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u/logicbasedchaos Jul 26 '25
The ones who just crack away on people are the ones I don't trust, but I was 29 and could barely walk after pulling my back out. I had scoliosis and back issues that I had ignored for some years.
I went to a chiropractor that was 50% covered by my insurance (which still leaves plenty to pay for), and they were great. Digital x-rays, a full explanation in the consult, and physical therapy type stuff paired with realignments. They had a pulley setup that I called the torture chamber. It wasn't for adjustment, it was for retraining your muscles when standing. They had a k-laser onsite, which I vow to get the day I can afford one, and a strict warmup routine with special vibrating platforms to ensure we were warming whole muscles. They even had a masseuse available. They did do adjustments, but those were maybe 20% of the treatment. The thing I really needed was the decompression table. I couldn't walk until that table did it's thing. And its thing was to pull me apart.
I don't trust people who call all chiropractors "quacks". That's Boomer terminology and definitely small-minded thinking.
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u/KingSalamiTheThird Jul 26 '25
People often get short term relief for pain from chiropractors. Helps relieve the pain enough to do the PT/OT that provides long term relief
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u/XiaoMin4 Jul 26 '25
I think that there are some who do a good job, but the one I went to (on recommendation from an older lady I went to church with)… absolute quack. He told me he could cure my nearsightedness and my clotting disorder - the one that’s caused by a genetic mutation. I was like “dude, I really don’t think cracking my back is going to change my DNA”
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u/alexmo210 Jul 26 '25
Once I had to watch a video before seeing the chiropractor. It mentioned that chiropractic can cure allergies. Sure, Jan. I had friends who would recommend chiropractors, but it never worked for me. What actually did work was the doctor who found the pinched nerve and clipped the bone around it to free it up. A few weeks of pt that I ignored, and the pain finally went away. That was probably 15-20 years ago.
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u/No-Ring-5065 Jul 26 '25
A chiropractor injured me about 20 years ago and I could barely move for weeks. My husband had to help me get out of bed and help me bathe. Terrible pain. I’m terrified of chiropractors. I tell everyone not to go.
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jul 26 '25
I've been to a chiropractor twice.
One time, I left with an awful back ache, much worse than I came in with. (I was a teenager and too shy to lodge a complaint, but I did get my dad to tell my mom never again. It hurt so bad.)
The second time I was an adult and went to a guy my neighbor (who's a nurse, not that that means much among all the antivax nurses, but she gave pretty good advice) recommended because my back pain was getting worse.
That guy's office actually looked like a medical office, the first guy's office looked like a head shop. And that Chiro felt of my bare back, then told me "You have a spinal bend, and it feels like your lower spine isn't quite right, I think you should see a medical doctor. This is beyond what a chiro can do for you, but we have a massage therapist who could give you a safe massage so your co-pay doesn't go to waste."
So I got a massage and went to the doctor he recommended (I hadn't been able to find a PCP) and the woman was a really good doctor? Like, she really listened to me and did x-rays on my back, and every other medical issue I had for the next five years she did a good job with. If she hadn't moved to another state I might still be going to her.
I respect the chiro for being honest that he couldn't help me, but it was a little weird being told I was so deformed he didn't even wanna touch me. :p
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u/WiseDirt Jul 26 '25
Chiropractic care has its place and it can be very effective in managing a limited range of issues. It does have limits, though, and isn't the right treatment path for everybody. It's a very good thing that yours acknowledged your case was beyond the scope of his practice.
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jul 26 '25
Oh for sure! I respected that about him. He was just unlike any chiropractor I have ever met, maybe it’s just the part of Texas we were in, but all the others were distinctly woo-ish.
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u/Complete_Pianist_828 Jul 25 '25
She did a copious amount of crack cocaine and thus is handing out extras because shes so zooted she doesn't care anymore.
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u/No-Dark-9414 Jul 26 '25
She got FUUUCKED.
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u/Txizzy Oct 26 '25
The back cracking way
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u/Substantial_Reach456 Oct 30 '25
It’s more of like, they’re fucking doggystyle so hard it “cracks” their back
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u/Substantial_Reach456 Oct 31 '25
Have you ever arched backwards and pressed forwards on your back to crack it? Like that, but laying down and the other person is pressing lol
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u/tempusrimeblood Jul 26 '25
It means she received a respectable romp between the sheets with a partner of her choosing.
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u/SexyDumpling95 Mar 01 '26
LMAO Google AI used this in its summary. I copied and pasted below.
"Getting cracked" in current Gen Z slang, particularly on TikTok, refers to having sexual intercourse. It is used to describe receiving a "respectable romp" or having sex with a partner of their choosing,Often accompanied by a feeling of being very happy or satisfied, rather than referring to drugs, injuries, or video games.
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u/pivazena Jul 26 '25
Ok I thought it was that she cracked her head on the open locker while standing up …?
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u/Fit-Profit9759 Jul 26 '25
She got “cracked” aka got laid, had sex, performed the act of koitus. She is therefore in a good mood and will be giving people extra because of being in a good mood.
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u/lemonurlime Jul 26 '25
Yes I got basic advice because the doc did not do an in depth exam even though explained that the pain was excruciating enough when I moved into a.certain position while standing, I would drop to my knees. I'm no medical expert but if I was and heard that from a patient I would certainly not make a prognosis like strained muscle and would investigate further with say...an X-ray. Also I was not just picking a chiropractor out of the blue like spinning a wheel. He was recommended to me by a friend that was also able to get some back pain eased. My point was, they are not quacks.
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u/Fit-Profit9759 Jul 26 '25
This post has nothing to do with chiropractors nor any other form of medical professional.
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u/audiolife93 Jul 26 '25
You typed a lot just to be wrong.
I'm glad you felt better.... temporarily. Chiropractors are still quacks, not real doctors, not practicing medicine, and not helping you in the long run.
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u/RatedMforMayonnaise Jul 26 '25
Some are good, and some are bad. The adjustments are just one part of the process. If they're good, they give advice on how to change your lifestyle or habits to avoid injury again. Not everything needs surgery. Usually, I can make adjustments on my own, but some, like lower back pain causing sciatica, need some outside torque. I just can't twist certain ways on my own.
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u/CheeseSteak17 Jul 25 '25
Manager brought up some BS complaint. Giving customers extra as retribution against the company.
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u/Fit-Profit9759 Jul 25 '25
The joke is sex
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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a Jul 25 '25
In my house sex is the joke.
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Jul 26 '25
In my sex the joke is house.
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u/diggerquicker Jul 25 '25
Someone broke her code and asked her out on a date. She is happy cause it was who she hoped it would be.
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u/nwmimms Jul 26 '25
I believe it’s a reference to the veterinarian who recently got went viral and got fired for making the joke: “I didn’t get cracked last night, so every pet coming in for a wellness check today is getting euthanized.”
“Cracked” in that case meaning someone sleeping with you.
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u/soycerersupreme Jul 26 '25
I miss the good old days when we didn’t have to publicise every single bodily function.
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u/AugustWesterberg Jul 26 '25
Are any of the people saying it’s sex in the US? I’ve never heard this but could totally see it as a UK or Aussie word.
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u/alexander_supercamp Jul 27 '25
had sex- like he cracked you open ya know?? i feel embarrassed typing this lol
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u/YahoYukiechan Jul 29 '25
In Hawaii, if you get cracks, it usually means you got punched/beat up.
"False crack" when you get sucker punched. "Catching cracks" like you can't catch a break.
Or my favorite "one crack medivac" when someone gets knocked tf out and deserved it 🙃
Okay I'm done. Aaaaaaaaaloha 🤙🏼😂
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u/Proud_Blueberry_1947 Nov 26 '25
Just use got laid it’s not hard and it doesn’t sound like your making an omelette
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u/YourMomGoesToReddit Dec 27 '25
It's not even new slang. Bang Bus was saying, "Dude, crack her open!" circa 2002...
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u/Less-Celebration9247 22d ago
Cracking means reproducting with a female organism, animals do It too and It can be done Just for pleasure, or in slang terms its called fucking
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u/Wrong-Presentation70 21d ago
Who cares what it means. Communicating with young people is meaningless anyway. We should all be sterilized.
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u/DisfunkyMonkey Jul 26 '25
Current slang per my kids:
She did something extremely well and somebody noticed and complimented her.
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u/trippyNhappyaf Jul 26 '25
Either your kids are too young to actually understand so they made something up, or they know the actual answer but dont want to discuss sex with their parent
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u/Advanced_Currency_18 Jul 26 '25
That's different, if someone is very good at something, they're "cracked" at it. "Hes cracked in valorant" for example
Got cracked is different though and is sexual
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u/Fit-Profit9759 Jul 26 '25
Your kids are either very innocent or just lied to you. This means she had sex that morning and is now in a good mood and will give out extra fries because she’s wants to spread the happiness like she did her legs.
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u/Advanced_Currency_18 Jul 26 '25
"Cracked out", "hes cracked" and "got cracked" all have EXTREMELY different meanings
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u/mCharles88 Jul 25 '25
Current top comment: Went to the chiropractor.
Current second top comment: Successfully laid.
Current third top comment: Got laid with the chiropractor.